Things we overhear

Got this idea from www.overheardinnewyork.com Overheard anything weird or had any strange conversations lately? Post your/their weirdness here! Here's some of mine:

Steph-It smells of poo in here, I think it's coming from the cupboard...Can't anyone else smell it?
Tina-Everybody check your shoes.
Adam-For ****'s sake...
*We all check our shoes*
Steph-Everybody check your bum!
-In Art
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A little boy I was talking to in the school library: Florida's a great country!
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Zoe: You might have seen Sam on page three...
Little boy: What book?
*Lots of confused looks*
LB: You said page three, in what book?
Zoe: Ask your mum when you get home.
LB: Why, will she have it?
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"I saw what was inside her ear..."
-Walking in a theme park somewhere
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"Stop laughing. How am I supposed to discipline him if you're laughing?"
-Some guy talking to his kid sat behind us in Denny's Diner
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"That's an authentic feather, right there-" *points* (I looked to where he was pointing but I couldn't see any feathers, let alone authentic ones.)
-Queuing to go on Jaws at MGM Studios
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"We drove all the way down here, in the car...and now we're sat here...in a car!"
-The guys sat behind us on Test Track at Epcot
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(I wasn't sure what to rate this because it could get pretty inappropriate... )

In a bathroom...

Girl 1: Is it rock paper scissors or ro sham bo?

Girl 2: The mystery goes on!

Girl 1: But it is really a challenge. Will you have rock... or will you have scissors?

Girl 2: Don't forget paper!

*In line for Tower of Terror*

Mom: *puts baseball cap over little kid's face*
Brother: Gawd, mom, don't do that! He might have some trouble seeing!

Ah. Disney...fun...

These are from Overheard in Manchester.

Chav talk

Teenage Chav Girl 1: "Well we've all been pregnant at sometime or other."

Teenage Chav Girl 2: "Yeh I know."

--Wigan (Near Manchester)


Customer came into Currys looking for a new console for her son:

Customer: "I`d like a Playboy please"

Staff Member: "Excuse Me"

Customer: "I`d like a Playboy please, you know one of those game things"

Staff Member: "AH....I think you either mean a PLAYstation or a GameBOY"

--Currys


Decent Boyfriend

Girl: "Giz a kiss"

Boyfriend: "Let me swally my phlegm first"

--Strafford

You mean you serve food?

Girl walks into restaurant, whispers to waitress: "Is this a restaurant?"
Waitress replies, surprised: "yes"
Girl, whispers: "Can anyone eat here?"

--Manchester City Centre

Mind Boggling

Girl on Bus: "Hello, I just found this phone on the bus, and your number is in the memory under Mam, it must be your son or daughters."

Woman on phone: "Oh that's great, it must be Steven's thanks so much, I'll get him to ring you."

Girl on Bus: "Ok, thanks."

(.........1 minute later the phone rings)

Girl on Bus: "Hello?"

Woman on phone: "Steven, they're after finding your phone!!"

--181 bus to Middleton

my friends are pretty wierd...we generally get into really interesting conversations which confuse people who listen in.

here's one of my favorites...

our new principal was walking by the lunch table and my friend Robert and I were talking about a Band of Brother's episode we just watched. but this was all the principal heard.

"you better rip off my pants and check that it's all still there!"

"What...you play the accordion AND you weld?!"

"doo doo doo doo do be doo...what?....it's Jurassic park!"

Albert, once he started getting sick of Jenna: "Oh, just shut up."

Jenna: "Screw you."

Albert: "Screw you!"

Jenna: "Screw you!"

Camille: "You guys stop screwing each other!"

And that's what our principal heard when she walked in... I was on my way out, so I just decided to speed up my exit... LOL...

*laughs* That's great. Reminds me of when I was talking to Mesh in band quite a while ago, and I think we were frustrated with Brad, so Mesh said, "Screw Brad." I, being the hopper I was back then, replied, "Gladly."

What's wrong with Mesh anyways?

~Z

...Firstly, I don't know. Secondly, that should be saved for PM. Thirdly, this is the lounge, not the randomness board, so please keep it on topic.

Rated R:

some chick: "I was getting f***ed last night by my boyfriend, but for some reason I feel so helpless beneath him. I want to help him, but its just too tiring."
other chick: "Well, I have the same problems, but I think my man likes being in control."
me: turning red, as I was sitting right in front of them listening
1st chick: "It just feels sooo good, I can't do anything for long, you know?"
2nd chick: sighs "yea"
Then I had to do a spanish assignment, in which case I was able to get away from them, and not listen anymore. This conversation is over a year and half years old, so I may not have it totally correct. But I remember the subject of sex and their boyfriends because I thought the Spanish teacher was hot.

~Z

We're in a park, full of teens searching for...

*my mums drives up*
Mum: Look, I'm just going out of town for a couple of hours. Here's the key to the house.
*she hands me the key*
Me: Okay.
Mum: What's everyone looking for?
*I pretend not to hear and wander off*
Brother: Um... chewing gum...
Mum: They're all looking for chewing gum?
Brother: Urgh... yeah.
Teen: HEY! I'VE FOUND THE WEED!

*sigh* Z, please don't change my comments. Stay on topic and don't announce your accomplishment and fantasy.

Chick customer: What is this?
Saleschick: Burger store. May I help you?
Chick customer: I would like a hamburger.
Saleschick: Salad? Ketchup? Mayo?
Chick customer: ....whats a hamburger?
Me: *almost spits meal out of mouth and laughs his ass off*

In ICT.

Lad 1 (hopeless at computers) :there's loads of error messages on here, what do i do?"
Lad 2 : Oh, i know what that error's for. Do you want me to help?
Lad 1 : Yes! I need help."
Lad 2 : Its called a PBKAC error
Lad 1 : Whats that?
Lad 2 : Problem Between Keyboard And Chair.
Lad 1 : Thanks

2 minutes later

Lad 1 : What does that mean?