Things we overhear

Matt Bellamy · 2005-07-29T20:03:43Z

Got this idea from http://www.overheardinnewyork.com Overheard anything weird or had any strange conversations lately? Post your/their weirdness here! Here's some of mine: Steph-It smells of poo in here, I think it's coming from the cupboard...Can't anyone else smell it? Tina-Everybody check your shoes. Adam-For ****'s sake... *We all check our shoes* Steph-Everybody check your bum! -In Art ******************************************************* A little boy I was talking to in the school library: Florida's a great country! ******************************************************* Zoe: You might have seen Sam on page three... Little boy: What book? *Lots of confused looks* LB: You said page three, in what book? Zoe: Ask your mum when you get home. LB: Why, will she have it? ******************************************************* "I saw what was inside her ear..." -Walking in a theme park somewhere ******************************************************* "Stop laughing. How am I supposed to discipline him if you're laughing?" -Some guy talking to his kid sat behind us in Denny's Diner ******************************************************** "That's an authentic feather, right there-" *points* (I looked to where he was pointing but I couldn't see any feathers, let alone authentic ones.) -Queuing to go on Jaws at MGM Studios ******************************************************** "We drove all the way down here, in the car...and now we're sat here...in a car!" -The guys sat behind us on Test Track at Epcot ********************************************************* (I wasn't sure what to rate this because it could get pretty inappropriate... :P)

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Sun Jul 31, 2005 4:47 am

uniaeca says... · Sun Jul 31, 2005 4:47 am

A random saying from the hallways at school,

Random Chick: "Just because I like Barbie, doesn't mean I have good taste in music!"

One from yesterday, (not me though)

"I can just see the two nuns on the roof with their binoculars, and a machine gun. Then this loud plop as a holy water water bomb hits me." "And then?" "And then they chuckle and laugh "Gottem!""

Sporks!! and Waffles!! Ohhhh that waffley goodness stabbed with a spork!

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QiGuaiGongFu

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Wed Aug 31, 2005 4:41 am

QiGuaiGongFu says... · Wed Aug 31, 2005 4:41 am

"Yeah, he's a blackbelt!"
incoherant babble from security guard
"No, I swear, he's a black belt!"

This was out of the mouth of a woman i've never met, in a store i rarely go into.

"If it weren't for my horse, i never would have spent that year in college."

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"No no, it only feels good when you go up and to the left." *shudders* i dont want to know what she was talking about.

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Wed Aug 31, 2005 3:35 pm

Chevy says... · Wed Aug 31, 2005 3:35 pm

I never overhear anything. Perhaps it's because I never overlisten.

when there's nowhere to go, it's time to grow up.

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QiGuaiGongFu

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Wed Aug 31, 2005 3:56 pm

QiGuaiGongFu says... · Wed Aug 31, 2005 3:56 pm

well, then your underlistening.

For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.
- HL Mencken
Lie together like butt.
Presenting the GFuture, soon to be the Gnow, reality presented by Google.
Welcome to GEarth.
~Baske in the randomness~

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Fri Sep 02, 2005 12:46 am

Mattie says... · Fri Sep 02, 2005 12:46 am

Well, I don't exactly remember what was said in the conversations I overhear, but I do remember that they were all about sex, and were very graphic.

And Uniaeca, may I steal the nun conversation? I just found that way too funny...LOL. Oh, Gawd, I'm still actually laughing!

Also ZZAP, that was way funny! Ah...sex talk. America's favorite pass time?

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