Spider Card
"Well, I dunno, we're kind of stuck together... for the rest of our lives." I said looking around, avoiding eye contact.
"You say it like it's a bad thing." He shrugged.
"Well, isn't it? Didn't you want someone else, instead of me?" I asked.
"Oh, c'mon Spider! Can we not fight for like the first five seconds were together."
"For five seconds? Ok." I showed him five of my fingers and let them go up. "One, two, three, four, five. There, it's been five seconds." I shrugged.
He raised an irrated eyebrow.

