Funny Joke

A mother was in her car with her three girls.

The first one said, "Mom, why did you name me Lilac?"
The mother replied, "Because when you were a baby, a lilac fell on your head."

The second one said, " Mom, why did you name me Violet?"
The mother replied, " Because when you were a baby, a violet fell on your head."

The third one said, " OOOAABLUGAAAAHHHH!!!"
The mother replied, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"

LMAO

LOL wow.

thats not lame, its funny!

Lol! The perfect way to name kids XD

Well, I think it's lame. Not funny at all.

Reichuru probibly does not think it is funny because her real name is cinderblock.
I loved it!

Pretty solid joke. I've heard the same one only different, it went:

A native woman is sitting in here teep pee by teh fire with her three children.

The eldest says,"Mother tell me the story of my name."
"Well Brook Near Tree," She replied, "Upon your birth I went out side the tee pee and the first thing that I saw was a beautiful brook running next to a large strong sycamour tree."

The middle child piped up enthusastically, "Tell me the story of my name, please mother!"
"You name, Field Of The Crane, " She replied. "Was inspired when I gae birth to you, and I left the tee pee and the first thing that I saw was a large field, and in the field were many flying cranes."

The youngest child sat staring into the fire. He said nothing, but appeared to be botherd by something.
The mother looked down and said, "Don't you want to know where your name came from, Two Deer Fucking?"


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I know it's tasteless, but its still gosh dang funny.

I like the deer one more.

Me too!
I would like to see an example of what Reicheru thinks is a funny joke.

Rincewind's joke is a rip off of one of Terry Pratchett's... Which is actually kind of appropriate I guess, given his username...

i thought that was funny lol. well, it got a giggle from me

Lmao, they're pretty good. xD

*laughs* I like that first one... the second I like too, but I could never repeat...

*walks off giggling*

hee hee. I had to read it twice before I understood it. Maybe you should make the
(and I quote)
" OOOAABLUGAAAAHHHH!!!"
out of cap locks.