Heh heh...I have to admit, on principle, that I liked the first one better. The second one was funny, but...
Maybe you could substitute the f*** word for, like, 'pooping' or something to make it so us of the general, underage, Christian populace could tell it too.
*wanders off grinning* ~ Kool One
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
~Albert Einstein
That was a little twisted, but nonetheless, it was awesomely hilarious! XD If everyone was named like that, I bet it would be REALLY weird! It's a very neat idea, though. Keep up the good work! ^-^
"You are NOT a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone else."
~Edward Elric