Halloween with Snoink, Grif, Edward Cullen, and Bulbasaur

Snoink · 2008-10-19T06:44:47Z

By Snoink and Grif ~ Characters: Snoink Griffinkeeper Bella Edward Incan Craig Ferguson Teague Author PenguinAttack Random Kittens Bulbasaur Plot: Edward and Bella come over at Snoink and Grif’s house for Halloween. Scene: Inside Snoink and Grif’s house. Snoink is passed out on the floor in a sugar-induced hysteria. Grif watches, helpless. GRIF: I hope that Edward and Bella don’t... BELLA & EDWARD: TRICK OR TREAT! GRIF: Sorry, Snoink ate all the candy. GRIF: So what are you? EDWARD: I’m a vampire. GRIF: You don’t look like a vampire. You need a better costume. BELLA: I’m a ballerina! SNOINK: I’M A LIZARD! INCAN: I am CHIA PET! EDWARD: That’s... very... nice. BELLA: I’M CLUMSY! EDWARD: I MUST PROTECT HER! SNOINK: I MUST PROTECT... YOUR FACE! GRIF: WHY ARE WE SHOUTING? INCAN: WE’RE NOT SHOUTING, WE’RE TALKING IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS. GRIF: How does that all work out? SNOINK: Manatee rhymes with Humanity! CRAIG: Does that remind you of anybody... TEAGUE: OMG! CRAAIIIG! BELLA: I’M CLUMSY! BELLA: OUCH! SNOINK: I SPEAK IN ALL CAPS! GRIF: Wait! What’s the point of this? AUTHOR: Um... GRIF: Wait, I’m the author. AUTHOR: No you aren’t. GRIF: Yes I am! SNOINK: I’M A LIZARD! AUTHOR: No you aren’t. GRIF: Yes I am! SNOINK: I’M A LIZARD! AUTHOR: No you aren’t. GRIF: Yes I am! SNOINK: I’M A LIZARD! AUTHOR: No you aren’t. GRIF: Yes I am! SNOINK: I’M A LIZARD! AUTHOR: No you aren’t. GRIF: Yes I am! SNOINK: I’M A LIZARD! AUTHOR: No you aren’t. GRIF: Yes I am! SNOINK: I’M A LIZARD! EDWARD: This plot sucks. TEAGUE: DUDE. This story has CRAIG FERGUSON IN IT. And it has a better plot than Twilight. BELLA: I’M CLUMSY! EDWARD: Yeah, but I scintillate. SNOINK: Ooooooooh. It’s Christmas time! SHINY. INCAN: See? Talking in all caps. BELLA: OH MY GOSH, I LOVE EDWARD CULLEN HEART HEART LOVE LOVE ALL MY SOUL HEART LOVE EDWARD CULLEN. PENGUINATTACK: HAHAHA! NOW MY PENGUINS SHALL EAT YOU ALL UP! ALL: OH NOES, A PENGUIN ATTACK! EDWARD: Yeah... our story totally has a better plot. TEAGUE: You suck. BELLA: HE IS SCINTILLATING! TEAGUE: Yeah... you suck too. SNOINK: He is making fun of our story, Griffypoo! GRIF: Uh... don’t call me that. SNOINK: Avenge me! BELLA: I’M CLUMSY! AUTHOR: Okay... that’s enough. THE EN-- RANDOM KITTENS: What did we learn on the show tonight Craig? TEAGUE: ZOMG! ZOMG! ZOMG! CRAIG! BULBASAUR: Bulba bulba bulbasaur! TEAGUE: Shut up, you! Anyway, Craig, why didn’t you ever read my email? CRAIG: Um... AUTHOR: --D!

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Tue Oct 21, 2008 10:29 pm

LowKey says... · Tue Oct 21, 2008 10:29 pm

EDWARD: I MUST PROTECT HER!

SNOINK: I MUST PROTECT... YOUR FACE!

GRIF: WHY ARE WE SHOUTING?

INCAN: WE’RE NOT SHOUTING, WE’RE TALKING IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS.

XD

And...

EDWARD: Yeah, but I scintillate.

<Edward scintillates>

Win. XD

Was this story written during a sugar high, by any chance...?

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Thu Oct 23, 2008 3:29 am

Dreamworx95 says... · Thu Oct 23, 2008 3:29 am

Two words: LOVE IT. It's pure genius.

Fav part:

Snoink wrote:
EDWARD: Yeah, but I scintillate.

<Edward scintillates>

SNOINK: Ooooooooh. It’s Christmas time! SHINY.

Priceless and hilarious. This totally made my day. You absolutely have to write another one. PM me when you do.

Hasta La Vista baby,

Dreamworx95

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Fri Oct 24, 2008 3:44 pm

Sachiko says... · Fri Oct 24, 2008 3:44 pm

I hereby award you: 1 internet.

Use it wisely.

EPIC WIN.

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Fri Oct 24, 2008 4:17 pm

lyrical_sunshine says... · Fri Oct 24, 2008 4:17 pm

I just cried from laughing so hard.

That has never happened before.

*dies of laughter*

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Fri Oct 24, 2008 4:24 pm

*singerofthenight* says... · Fri Oct 24, 2008 4:24 pm

O_O

*bursts out laughing*

LOL That WAS SO FUNNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Srsly?

Hey wait a minute....your makign fun of Twilight! *points accusing finger at writers*

Oh well.....it was FUNNY!

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Sat Oct 25, 2008 9:43 pm

Anna Graham says... · Sat Oct 25, 2008 9:43 pm

*jumps to feet and applauds*

I just had to read this out loud to my sister. It was wicked. Wicked awesome. We were rolling. On the floor.

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Sat Oct 25, 2008 11:32 pm

Princess says... · Sat Oct 25, 2008 11:32 pm

I loved it!!!!!!!! ahh even though i am a twilight fan, it was perfect!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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