Halloween with Snoink, Grif, Edward Cullen, and Bulbasaur

Snoink · 2008-10-19T06:44:47Z

By Snoink and Grif ~ Characters: Snoink Griffinkeeper Bella Edward Incan Craig Ferguson Teague Author PenguinAttack Random Kittens Bulbasaur Plot: Edward and Bella come over at Snoink and Grif’s house for Halloween. Scene: Inside Snoink and Grif’s house. Snoink is passed out on the floor in a sugar-induced hysteria. Grif watches, helpless. GRIF: I hope that Edward and Bella don’t... BELLA & EDWARD: TRICK OR TREAT! GRIF: Sorry, Snoink ate all the candy. GRIF: So what are you? EDWARD: I’m a vampire. GRIF: You don’t look like a vampire. You need a better costume. BELLA: I’m a ballerina! SNOINK: I’M A LIZARD! INCAN: I am CHIA PET! EDWARD: That’s... very... nice. BELLA: I’M CLUMSY! EDWARD: I MUST PROTECT HER! SNOINK: I MUST PROTECT... YOUR FACE! GRIF: WHY ARE WE SHOUTING? INCAN: WE’RE NOT SHOUTING, WE’RE TALKING IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS. GRIF: How does that all work out? SNOINK: Manatee rhymes with Humanity! CRAIG: Does that remind you of anybody... TEAGUE: OMG! CRAAIIIG! BELLA: I’M CLUMSY! BELLA: OUCH! SNOINK: I SPEAK IN ALL CAPS! GRIF: Wait! What’s the point of this? AUTHOR: Um... GRIF: Wait, I’m the author. AUTHOR: No you aren’t. GRIF: Yes I am! SNOINK: I’M A LIZARD! AUTHOR: No you aren’t. GRIF: Yes I am! SNOINK: I’M A LIZARD! AUTHOR: No you aren’t. GRIF: Yes I am! SNOINK: I’M A LIZARD! AUTHOR: No you aren’t. GRIF: Yes I am! SNOINK: I’M A LIZARD! AUTHOR: No you aren’t. GRIF: Yes I am! SNOINK: I’M A LIZARD! AUTHOR: No you aren’t. GRIF: Yes I am! SNOINK: I’M A LIZARD! EDWARD: This plot sucks. TEAGUE: DUDE. This story has CRAIG FERGUSON IN IT. And it has a better plot than Twilight. BELLA: I’M CLUMSY! EDWARD: Yeah, but I scintillate. SNOINK: Ooooooooh. It’s Christmas time! SHINY. INCAN: See? Talking in all caps. BELLA: OH MY GOSH, I LOVE EDWARD CULLEN HEART HEART LOVE LOVE ALL MY SOUL HEART LOVE EDWARD CULLEN. PENGUINATTACK: HAHAHA! NOW MY PENGUINS SHALL EAT YOU ALL UP! ALL: OH NOES, A PENGUIN ATTACK! EDWARD: Yeah... our story totally has a better plot. TEAGUE: You suck. BELLA: HE IS SCINTILLATING! TEAGUE: Yeah... you suck too. SNOINK: He is making fun of our story, Griffypoo! GRIF: Uh... don’t call me that. SNOINK: Avenge me! BELLA: I’M CLUMSY! AUTHOR: Okay... that’s enough. THE EN-- RANDOM KITTENS: What did we learn on the show tonight Craig? TEAGUE: ZOMG! ZOMG! ZOMG! CRAIG! BULBASAUR: Bulba bulba bulbasaur! TEAGUE: Shut up, you! Anyway, Craig, why didn’t you ever read my email? CRAIG: Um... AUTHOR: --D!

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Wed Oct 29, 2008 5:50 pm

cogito_ergo_sum says... · Wed Oct 29, 2008 5:50 pm

I wish my mad mind could be as creative as yours
"I'm a ballerina" weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Liked it mucho
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Thu Oct 30, 2008 1:02 am

Tabithalillian says... · Thu Oct 30, 2008 1:02 am

I loved edward going "I MUST PROTECT HER" That was just stephenie meyer perfect! Great great great!

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Thu Oct 30, 2008 1:27 am

Linx says... · Thu Oct 30, 2008 1:27 am

My dad told me to shut up, because it's late and I was laughing so loud, it woke up my little brother. That was the funniest thing since my best friend ran into a locker

On the first day of school.
Love it, love it!!!!!!!!!! LOL

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Fri Oct 31, 2008 1:36 pm

Sohini says... · Fri Oct 31, 2008 1:36 pm

...And here I was wondering what Snoinkus thought of Twilight....

GO Edward!!! * Dazzles *

Random Kittens !!!

See Snoink---you love kitties after all!!!!!!!!!!

Can we have a Christmas special too and a everyday special episode!

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Fri Oct 31, 2008 4:10 pm

Kaylyn says... · Fri Oct 31, 2008 4:10 pm

OMG! That was hilarious. Everyone was looking at me like I was crazy.
*sniffs* you just HAD to make fun of Bella.
You could so make a career out of making movie spoofs.

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Sun Nov 02, 2008 6:54 pm

mikedb1492 says... · Sun Nov 02, 2008 6:54 pm

Wow, you just made my day. It was so random, but in a good way.

WHY ARE WE YELLING?
WE'RE NOT. WE'RE JUST TALKING IN CAPITAL LETTERS.

That has to be my favorite part.

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Wed Nov 05, 2008 1:33 am

Adnamarine says... · Wed Nov 05, 2008 1:33 am

EDWARD: Yeah, but I scintillate.

<Edward scintillates>

EPIC WIN!

(and I was shouting by the way)

Edit: You know what I find interesting? That the part that most people (like me) found funniest is actually from the book.

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Wed Nov 05, 2008 2:24 am

~nariel~ says... · Wed Nov 05, 2008 2:24 am

*Rolls eyes* This was so random yet so funny.

I loved how you made fun of Bella.

Weeeee ballerina!!! Hahahahahahahah.

Good job.

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Wed Nov 12, 2008 4:18 pm

earlychildhood says... · Wed Nov 12, 2008 4:18 pm

very good i like it and i like the charters in the script kepp wriitng

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Wed Nov 12, 2008 4:21 pm

earlychildhood says... · Wed Nov 12, 2008 4:21 pm

I really like the detail you put in the script and also the charters in the script it was very good for your age and also keep writting i really like reading this piece and i really enjoy it too.

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Sat Nov 15, 2008 3:41 pm

*writewatiwant* says... · Sat Nov 15, 2008 3:41 pm

LOL that was hilarious! Everything that fell on Bella made me laugh! Antartida, that was a great one! Not screaming just capital letters xD

My favorite part was:

EDWARD: Yeah, but I scintillate.

<Edward scintillates>

SNOINK: Ooooooooh. It’s Christmas time! SHINY.

Brilliant! Someone should really make this a film, and you should really continue this! =D

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Sun Nov 16, 2008 2:12 am

Icefire63111 says... · Sun Nov 16, 2008 2:12 am

yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that seriously killed me!!!!!!
I`m gonna go crash into a tree now!!!
(Psstt!!! that meant she liked it!!)

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Mon Nov 17, 2008 10:50 pm

Sare Agama says... · Mon Nov 17, 2008 10:50 pm

*Falls into fits of helpless giggle snorts* Awesome!!!!!! :lol:

Antarctica falls on BELLA

*Giggle snorts even harder* :lol:

Well done! hehehehe :lol:

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Tue Nov 18, 2008 10:41 pm

summergrl13 says... · Tue Nov 18, 2008 10:41 pm

Don't get confused now Snoink. You're not a lizard; just look at your avatar, it's a pig!

Clearly, candy makes people believe themselves to be lizards... but mostly it makes Snoink believe that.

Well, I have to say that Bella is pretty well summed up in this script. Can't really get more descriptive than, "I'M CLUMSY!"

Great job Snoink. Again!

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