How to make trick-or-treaters hate you!

"Trick or tre-"
"No."
*slams door in face*

^^ That'll make 'em hate you.

Play Riddles in the Dark with them

Tell them that you ran out of candy even though you have a bowl full of candy sitting next to you.

Open your door, scream at them, then slam the door

Stand on top of your roof and drop a dummy, screaming bloody murder, as they pass beneath you.

Hahaha! Lolz. I'm trick-or-treating this year, but once I get "too old" I'll have to try some of these.

I always find dropping things on them from an upstairs window usually works.

Either that or opeing the door and walking out on to the street in a "trance-like state"

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These cracked me up.

Ooh, i have one:

Have someone lay on the porch (if you have one) in a white shirt, and put a knife between their arm and torso. Then put ketchup all over the shirt around the knife and have someone sit next to the person crying.

Oh my gosh, these are funny!!

Ok, I have one:

*When they come up to the door and say trick or treat, have the bowl of candy in your hands. Act like your gonna give them some, but don't. Just have a handfull of candy in your hands and explain how bad candy is for them and how it'll rot their teeth or something. Then start eating the candy yourself!

That'll tick 'em off.

Okay I gots a really retarded one that is old! You can pretend to be the trick or treater when they answer the door and then start singing "Trick or treat. smell my feet. Give me something good to eat. If you don't I don't care. I'll pull down your underwear!" Then if they are teens and hav pants on then PANTS THEM! If they are children then nicely close the door and then come out again with fake teeth...like the grandma kind. Then tell them to go away or they will be haunted forever! MUAHAHAHA

I don't know about hate per say but there's always my personal approach:



If you can't get them to hate you, there's the choice of watching them pee their pants. Entertainment all around!!!

Ha! I totally LOLed at your picture Sam. Have you tried that one?

Officially, no, but there have times where I've been half-tempted to pull such a stunt especially when the little buggers are still on my doorstep, ringing the bell at 9:00 when my lights have been long turned off. If the people in my nieghborhood weren't so anal, I'd do it regardless - for grins. Of course, if a wee tyke came to my porch, I'd be less inclined to be so sadistic. Out comes the rubber sword instead.

Truthfully, when I'm in my full facial makeup as the "living dead," I've actually had adults change their minds and not let their children go up to me for candy. True story and it's happened on more than one occasion.

I'll probably be "dressing up" until the day I keel over.

Ha, they have a advertisement for Zombie Stripers on this site... starring Robert Englund and Jenna Jameson. lol

Runelord wrote:ROTFLMAO very good if a bit early . Still very funny.

love the: "AVADA KADAVRA! AVADA KADAVRA! DIE YOU STUPID MUGGLE!"

I wonder have you rad Ogden Nash's poem about trick-or-treaters?

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Tell them to add their names to the waiting list and if its any form of undead say: "SILENCE!! I KIIIILLLL YOU!!!!" and close the door

LMFAO i LOVE the dead terrorist

I've done the whole grim reaper thing before. I've stood still by the front door, scythe in hand and listened to the little kiddies discussing the realistic 'dummy' and then lowered my scythe over their heads XD

Here's one I've always wanted to try though: Paper mache someone's face,preferably a child's and when it's dry, peel it off and paint it to resemble a person with bruises and cuts on their face. Then paint all the edges a really gruesome red and stick it to the door with a sign saying something along the lines of: 'We peel people's faces off. Trick or Treat if you dare.' or simply 'This is what we do to trick or treaters. Knock at your own risk.'

Lolz. That one sounds funny. I hope no one tries any of these on me this year.