The Humor of Sanctum

I know I'm not the only one who's noticed this but Sanctum if full of a lot of weird and funny things. So, I thought, why not make a thread which lets people laugh along with you? So here I am.

Objective: Post the funny things you see in Sanctum.

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Here's one of mine:

You have encountered Lupe the Hypnotic Chihuahua which lunges at you with The stare of doom!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
It's me XD

There's a guy I fought and he is....

'Somebody's Grandfather' lunges at you with 'Stories that go nowhere'

Wahaha..XD this is sooo hilarious!!!

You have encountered Carrot Top which lunges at you with Phone Company Slogans!

XD Random much?

And this was hilarious after reading Snoink's version of the unicorn:
You have encountered Mature Unicorn which lunges at you with Powerful Horn!

*laughs* Come on guys! There's gotta be more XD Anything funny!

You have encountered Rude Student which lunges at you with Worn Text Book.

Scary stuff!

You have encountered Cliche Bond Movie Villain which lunges at you with Cell-phone of Death!

Edit: Strangely, this one has actually happened to me before: "You have encountered Chicken which lunges at you with Squawking!"

-:pirate3:

What would your line say if you were in the forest? Mine would be:

You have encountered Matt Bellamy, which lunges at you with Computer Programming Jargon!

Or maybe


You have encountered Matt Bellamy, which lunges at you with Loud Music!

You have encountered Firestarter, which lunges at you with obscure historical facts!

You have encountered Purple Dinosaur which lunges at you with Helpful Nature!

...hyuk hyuk hyuk.

Jack beat me to it, but:

You have encountered Firestarter which lunges at you with Obscure Historical Facts!

XD

(And then I killed poor Firestarter.)

You have encoutnered chocoholic who throws a bar of chocolate at your head

You have encountered Overbearing Mother which lunges at you with 9pm Curfew!

Hahaha...makes me laugh.

You have encountered Crysi, who lunges at you with a keep of dragons!

...or not.

Ran into an amusing one the other night, but might be inappropriate to post here. XD

As Sureal has already noticed, I am adding the suggestions everyone is making to Sanctum. The way I'm doing it is like this:

Admins & Former Admins at Level 14

Mods & DMs at Levels 11 - 13

JMs at Levels 9 & 10

Instructors at Levels 8

Greeters at Level 7

Everyone else is sorted out by the date they joined pretty much. So if someone who just joined wants to be made a creature, you'd encounter them at level 1.

Awesomeness!

You have encountered gyrfalcon which lunges at you with Depressing Characters!

Or

You have encountered gyrfalcon which lunges at you with Unnecessary Adjectives!