The Humor of Sanctum

This one makes me laugh:
You have encountered Cliche Bond Movie Villain which lunges at you with Cell-phone of Death!
Well, really, who throws a cell phone? I mean, that really, really hurt!

Adam_Atlantian wrote:This one makes me laugh:
You have encountered Cliche Bond Movie Villain which lunges at you with Cell-phone of Death!
Well, really, who throws a cell phone? I mean, that really, really hurt!

Naomi Campbell. xD

While in the Mines:

Sanctum wrote:You suddenly notice about 10 people walking towards you. You get a little nervous because they're all dressed in black. You take a closer look and notice that they're all wearing white gloves and their faces are painted white.

You take a defensive posture and the group of people stop. They suddenly seem to be trapped in a huge invisible box! There hands are waving all over the place and they can't get out!

Then, one of them loses his balance and falls, causing all the others to fall on top of him.

It's a Mime Collapse!!!!

For some reason, you really don't care about them. They weren't even very good mimes.

"Mime Collapse"? Wow.


And Jabber, you're lucky I didn't go 1|\|73®|\|375 on you. I'll stop the 1337 5p34k now. >.>

You have encountered Bettie the Amazing Kung-Fu Butterfly which lunges at you with Stupendous Kung-Fu Wings!

Haha!

And Jabber, you're lucky I didn't go 1|\|73®|\|375 on you. Mr. Green I'll stop the 1337 5p34k now. >.>

Was that supposed to say something? Lol!

Wait, that says internet, aha. Yeah... let's not do that to me.