1,000,000 Lit Journals! (April Fools)

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Good news! Not just good, but awesome!

Crown Books is a book retailer in my area and the son of the owner is a good friend of mine. Anyways, I showed the owner the Literary Journal, and I just got the call yesterday that he was ordering 1,000,000 copies!

This is awesome!

Updated because this is April Fools
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*is wary of this announcement*

I just googled it....so I know the retailer exists...but still....hmmm.....Nate is most untrustworthy on this most holy of days....*pokes with stick*
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Just a minute ago, it was 10,000...
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My first reaction was:

That was HOW many zeroes? O.o

Then I looked at the date and I was like. Oh. Never mind.

And all these red names are making my brain hurt. XD
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April fools?
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Snoink wrote:Just a minute ago, it was 10,000...


It's growing exponentially.




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In that case, should any of us be expecting checks?
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Adam_Atlantian wrote:In that case, should any of us be expecting checks?


No. Blame your union.




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SPEW is not a union!
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Nate wrote:Adam_Atlantian wrote:
In that case, should any of us be expecting checks?


No. Blame your union.


Snoink wrote:SPEW is not a union!



Hah! Wow, that is amazing, Nate! I'm so happy. I'm practically in shock, too. That's a lot of books? I now worry I will be googled and hunted down by people. I think we should all be scared.

But excited, of course.
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I was excited, than I looked at the date, and now I'm not excited.

Damn you, April Fools, damn yoooooooooooooooou.
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Nate wrote:
Snoink wrote:Just a minute ago, it was 10,000...


It's growing exponentially.

Like bunnies. Oooh...

Nate wrote:
Adam_Atlantian wrote:In that case, should any of us be expecting checks?


No. Blame your union.


Snoink wrote:SPEW is not a union!

STRIKE STRIKE STRIKE!
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Hehe! Trust me, if this was true, I think you would be more than a bit happy Nate :wink:.

Nate is just toooooo good at April Fools!
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*sticks out tongue at Nate* ;)
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Crown Books is a book retailer in my area and the son of the owner is a good friend of mine.


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