Hello, my name is...

You'll go to McDonald's and see me behind the counter, read my name tag, and think my name is Daniel. Everyone's name is Daniel and we all slide frozen blood patties across popping griddles, but don't be confused. I am no more Daniel than the shred of toilet paper shoved into my co-worker's ear lobe to prevent bleeding.

Health hazards are all the rage in lawsuit America.

I am the finite emotion between gasps of a detective's cigarette. Loneliness. Regret. That's what Daniel means to you now. You'll never see a name tag the same.

Hello, my name is Alex and I am a recovering academic nerdaholic!

Hello, my name is Presta Featherstaff and if you don't return after your death, we might meet again. Only not that pleasantly, involving some razor blades, I think.

Hello, my name is Mike Rowe and this is my Job. Well I'm not the "Mike Rowe" But my last name is Rowe.

Hi, my name is aseel. I'm still trying to find out how to live the life without being afrade of making mistakes.

Hello, I'm Peter, and everybody likes my face.

Hi, my name is Evalina and I'm a ghost.

Hello, my name is Arah, and I am your worst nightmare.

~Arah~

Greetings, and welcome to BuildOn Engineering. I am Una...I think.

Me name's Mitzi Delancey. You'se best know who I'se is, or I'll soak ya!

Hello, my name is Gustav Galowski and that isn't the worst part...

hellow

Hello, my name is La Trine. I was born in the Bronx. They call me Trina. Don't call me by my full name.

Hello, my name is.... aaaa, you can call me ees
The thing I can say about me is I live in my misery... can't nor want to get out. But still alive

Hello my name is Cecilia, and I mindlessly follow bird migrations on foot and sometimes watch young men get hit by trains.