Hello, my name is...

Hello, my name is Verity and I am a compulsive liar. I even lied about my name. My name is Jenny. That was a lie too.

Haha! Funny stuff.

Hello, my name is Meghan. I am tired of being an average girl, and I want a life exciting beyond belief.

Hi, my name is Alice and I am sick of living with the dead.

Hello, my name is Victor and right now I'm facing an ethical dilemma. Which is completely unreasonable, because how many other inventors have to face ethical dilemmas?

Hello, my name is Julian.
I'm really not as weak as I come off... Really.

Anna: My name is Anna and I'm a vampire.
Charlotte: That was pathetic, Anna. I'm Charlotte and want to jump off a cliff.
Fletcher: Very original. I'm Fletcher and don't have a choice.
Anna: You what?
Fletcher: Oh, sorry. You guys haven't gotten to that part of the story yet.

Hey, my name is Mikey and I'm about to die soon.

Hello, my name is Elisabeth and I live in a convent but I don't believe in God.

Hello, my name is Allie, and I make sure the universe runs right.

Hello, my name is Charlie and I think I'm a pretty PUN-ny guy.

Hello, my name is Trinton and I'd like to curse you, please.

Hello, my name is Marshall Marshall and I'm a poet.

Hello, our name is Lacey. But we're not the real Lacey; we're just copies. We're not actually sure where the real Lacey is.

I loved "our name is Lacey."

Hey there...my name is Jack...and I feel stupid saying hi to a computer.
(Adele in the background: See? That wasn't so hard!)