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Fortunately, President Obama rode in on a skateboard and resurrected them.
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Unfortunately, President Obama can't ride a skateboard and was devoured with the rest of the Americans.
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Fortunately the good Americans were spit back up safely, leaving the bad ones (including Obama) in a monster's stomach.
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Unfortunately the Americans were "good" so they went back to get their "bad" friends and were eaten again.
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Ewww... This is gross. Anyways, fortunately everyone was pooped out safely in a mass of blue, flower-scented poo. Yay!
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Unfortunately the flower scented poo was extremely potent hydrochloric acid and thus dissolved all of the Americans.
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Fortunately, one of the Americans was rescued by a passing (flying) Indian, and he managed to rescue the rest by making a long chain of people holding onto his hand.
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Unfortunately they forgot that there was only one indian and he wasn't strong enough to bring around all of the Americans, so they all fell into the ocean.
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Fortunately it was an ocean of barbeque sauce. Yay :D
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Unfortunately the ocean of barbecue sauce made the Americans much tastier for the sharks that lived in the ocean.
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Fortunately, the sharks had already had a hearty meal of sailors and fishermen so they didn't eat the Americans.

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Unfortunately they hadn't fed their shark children so the younger sharks had a nice, hearty meal of Americans.

(Yes, yes it is...)
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Fortuneately one of the Americans was Chuck Norris so he karate chopped all the baby sharks, thus saving everybody! :)
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Unfortunately the Chuck Norris shark saw the Chuck Norris human karate chopping all the baby sharks and ate him. O.o No more Chuck Norris human...
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Fortunately Chuck Norris wasn't there because Chuck Norris doesn't have a nationality, nationalities have a Chuck Norris.
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