Unfortunately; Fortunately

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Unfortunately, a heaven quake occurred. The floor cracked and everyone fell into hell.




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Fortunately, everyone in heaven had wings - because they became angels - so they just flew straight back up, and fixed the floor.
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Unfortunately, while they were flying their wings malfunctioned and they fell back down to hell.
I'd rather waltz than just walk through the forest.
The trees keep the tempo and they sway in time.
Quartet of crickets chime in for the chorus.
If I were to pluck on your heart strings would you strum on mine?

~Plant Life, Owl City




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Fortunately, they had a spare pair hidden in their back.
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Unfortunately, the demons of hell had stolen all the spare pairs and they didn't have even one so they could not fly back up to heaven. :P
I'd rather waltz than just walk through the forest.
The trees keep the tempo and they sway in time.
Quartet of crickets chime in for the chorus.
If I were to pluck on your heart strings would you strum on mine?

~Plant Life, Owl City




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Fortunately they whipped out their Plan C jet packs and zoomed up to Earth, the nice, not-so-safe median.
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~ Yeah I'm letting go of what I had, yeah I'm living now and living loud ~




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Unfortunately their jet packs were out of fuel so they couldn't fly to Earth either.
I'd rather waltz than just walk through the forest.
The trees keep the tempo and they sway in time.
Quartet of crickets chime in for the chorus.
If I were to pluck on your heart strings would you strum on mine?

~Plant Life, Owl City




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Fortunately they fell on fluffy, marshmallow clouds and were saved. Again.
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~ Yeah I'm letting go of what I had, yeah I'm living now and living loud ~




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Unfortunately, the clouds turned out to be fluffy looking monsters that liked to eat angels and so they ate up everyone.

(Should I add The End now? 'Cause I'm pretty sure you can't beat this. :P)
I'd rather waltz than just walk through the forest.
The trees keep the tempo and they sway in time.
Quartet of crickets chime in for the chorus.
If I were to pluck on your heart strings would you strum on mine?

~Plant Life, Owl City




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Fotunately, it isn't the end, for the angels that is :P
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Unfortunately the fluffy cloud monsters vomited up everyone and they started falling down to earth again.
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~ Yeah I'm letting go of what I had, yeah I'm living now and living loud ~




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Fortunately, the fluffy-cloud-monster-vomit cushioned their impact with the ground, and they all survived.
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Unfortunately the fluffy-cloud-monster-vomit was filled with acid and their skin started burning.
I'd rather waltz than just walk through the forest.
The trees keep the tempo and they sway in time.
Quartet of crickets chime in for the chorus.
If I were to pluck on your heart strings would you strum on mine?

~Plant Life, Owl City




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Fortunately, since they were fallen angels, they were immortal and eventually found a way to take away all the fluffy-cloud-monster-vomit in the air so their skin wouldn't burn.
"Just remember there's a difference between stalking people on the internet, and going to their house and cutting their skin off." - Jenna Marbles

~ Yeah I'm letting go of what I had, yeah I'm living now and living loud ~




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Unfortunately, they had come in contact with the acid and it was too late. Their skin started burning and, because of some property of the acid, they lost their immortality. :P
I'd rather waltz than just walk through the forest.
The trees keep the tempo and they sway in time.
Quartet of crickets chime in for the chorus.
If I were to pluck on your heart strings would you strum on mine?

~Plant Life, Owl City



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