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Unfortunately, they couldn't read.(continued from LilyJamey) :D
you'll never find another sweet little girl with sequined sea foam eyes
ocean lapping voice, smile coy as the brightest quiet span of sky
and you're all alone again tonight; not again, not again, not again.
and don't it feel alright, and don't it feel so nice? lovely.






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Fortunately, there was no reading material around so it didn't matter anyways.
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Unfortunately, they were taken to a place with a lot of reading material in that language and asked to read in Yorkshire Terrier. The head Yorkshire Terrier, named Lucky, glared down at them and put her paw to her face, signaling them that they should keep quiet, causing them to be so lost that they couldn't even ask for help.
Ubi caritas est vera, Deus ibi est.

"The mark of your ignorance is the depth of your belief in injustice and tragedy. What the caterpillar calls the end of the world, the Master calls the butterfly." ~ Richard Bach

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Fortunately, a Moon-condor swooped them from the evil clutches of Lucky.
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Unfortunately, the Moon-condor intended to feed them to her nestlings.

(Condors are birds, right?)
Dynamic Duo AWAY!!!

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"And I wish you didn't have Satan's curly red hair," - Ned Flanders.




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(Yes, darn big, endangered birds)

Fortunately, the Yorkshire-speaking men had already been eaten once, and knew how to deal with it.
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Unfortunately, in his escape he fell from the nest. 20 kilometres up. (

I take the before-name "moon" to mean that it lives very high.)
Dynamic Duo AWAY!!!

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"I wish Homer was my father," - Ned's son.
"And I wish you didn't have Satan's curly red hair," - Ned Flanders.




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Fortunately, 20 kilometers was the height of the drop when you add the amount that was under water: Yorkies hit the water and survived (there was more than one)
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Unfortunately, in the water there were a lot of man-eating sharks.
Dynamic Duo AWAY!!!

A computer once beat me at chess. It was no match for me at kick boxing.

"I wish Homer was my father," - Ned's son.
"And I wish you didn't have Satan's curly red hair," - Ned Flanders.




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Fortunately, the sharks weren't Men/Moon-digested/Yorkie-thing-eating, and found some other nice normal men to chew on.
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Unfortunately, there were turret guns all around you, preparing to fire at you.
"This is a song for a scribbled out name
That my love keeps writing again and again
And again"




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Fortunately, you ducked in time.
"Ruth.
She's alive because she is not dead,
and junk."
~JoJo




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Unfortunately a grenade exploded at your feet.
"Jesus said to her, “I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die; and whoever lives by believing in me will never die. Do you believe this?”
-John 11:25-26




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Wait, wait, you? What happened to the moon-men? How did we get into second-person format?
Whatever...
Fortunately it was just a paintball grenade, and only splattered them with green goo.
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Unfortunately, it got in their eyes, therefore blinding them just as a real grenade rolled toward them.
"Jesus said to her, “I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die; and whoever lives by believing in me will never die. Do you believe this?”
-John 11:25-26



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