Unfortunately, they couldn't read.(continued from LilyJamey)
you'll never find another sweet little girl with sequined sea foam eyes ocean lapping voice, smile coy as the brightest quiet span of sky and you're all alone again tonight; not again, not again, not again. and don't it feel alright, and don't it feel so nice? lovely.
Unfortunately, they were taken to a place with a lot of reading material in that language and asked to read in Yorkshire Terrier. The head Yorkshire Terrier, named Lucky, glared down at them and put her paw to her face, signaling them that they should keep quiet, causing them to be so lost that they couldn't even ask for help.
Ubi caritas est vera, Deus ibi est.
"The mark of your ignorance is the depth of your belief in injustice and tragedy. What the caterpillar calls the end of the world, the Master calls the butterfly." ~ Richard Bach
Fortunately, 20 kilometers was the height of the drop when you add the amount that was under water: Yorkies hit the water and survived (there was more than one)
"Jesus said to her, “I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die; and whoever lives by believing in me will never die. Do you believe this?” -John 11:25-26
Wait, wait, you? What happened to the moon-men? How did we get into second-person format? Whatever... Fortunately it was just a paintball grenade, and only splattered them with green goo.
Unfortunately, it got in their eyes, therefore blinding them just as a real grenade rolled toward them.
"Jesus said to her, “I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die; and whoever lives by believing in me will never die. Do you believe this?” -John 11:25-26