Unfortunately; Fortunately

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Fortunately, the grenade was a dud.
Just another quack spouting psychobabble.

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Unfortunately, you didn't realise that, so you ran away screaming, subjecting yourself to eternal humiliation.
"Ruth.
She's alive because she is not dead,
and junk."
~JoJo




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Fortunately, no one was around to witness your humiliation.
"A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony, in a moment."
-Pride and Prejudice

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Unfortunately, no was around...which meant that you were lost and all alone in the biggest desert outside of Africa.
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Fortunately, you stumbled upon an oasis.
"Jesus said to her, “I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die; and whoever lives by believing in me will never die. Do you believe this?”
-John 11:25-26




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Unfortunately, it was a hallucination.
"Ruth.
She's alive because she is not dead,
and junk."
~JoJo




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Fortunately, you ran into a caravan before you dehydrated.
Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cake hole. -Dean, Supernatural




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Unfortunately, it was Osama Bin Laden and some Al Quada henchmen.
"Jesus said to her, “I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die; and whoever lives by believing in me will never die. Do you believe this?”
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Fortunately, they were all asleep.
"Ruth.
She's alive because she is not dead,
and junk."
~JoJo




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Unfortunately, a camel grunted and woke them up.
"Jesus said to her, “I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die; and whoever lives by believing in me will never die. Do you believe this?”
-John 11:25-26




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Fortunately, Arab men go back to sleep after being rudely awoken by a camel.
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Unfortunately, the camel farts and all the terorrists wake up and bomb the world.
I am nothing
but a mouthful of 'sorry's, half-hearted
apologies that roll of my tongue, smoothquick, like 'r's
or maybe like pocket candy
that's just a bit too sweet.

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Fortunately, another planet is populated with life identical to the previous Earth, only it's populated with an indigenous species known as the Na'vi. They are very hard to kill. :P *Do you get that reference?*
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Unfortunately, I don't.

Also unfortunately, they have their own version of Bin Laden who does the same thing.
"Ruth.
She's alive because she is not dead,
and junk."
~JoJo




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Fortunately, there was a glitch with the bomb.
Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cake hole. -Dean, Supernatural



We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time.
— T.S. Eliot