*GASP!* My, my, how could you do this..... *shakes head* so sad. Edward Cullen is my absolute dream guy and you made him a complete jerk! Although, this is very funny. I love Edward Cullen!
I like Stephenie Meyer alot, but you gotta admit, that was pretty funny.
My thoughts exactly.
Although, as many people have already said, the gun thing got old. It would've been a lot funnier if Edward acted like himself. Like, he bites her on accident and she feels excruciating pain, then he scuks the venom out and he very nonchalantly says "sorry, love". And she's like "darn it"
It is better to travel well than to arrive. -Buddha
I love the books, but I have to admit this was funny! You got to make another one of these!
Our happiness here is all vain glory,
This false world is but transitory,
The flesh is weak, the Fiend is slee
Timor mortis conturbat me.
--William Dunbar
Okay I love Twilight and Edward Cullen, and I also love Fangs now. People can say that Edward was made into a complete joke but I loved this. I was laughing so hard I started crying...you are a very comedic writer. I absolutely loved this.
True love, in all it’s celestial charm, and
star-crossed ways, only exist in a writer’s
mind, for humans have not yet learned
how to manifest it.
I adore it. I dislike the Twilight series and I think it wa absolutely hilarious. I wouldn't call it a satire - I'd just call it a big joke. I love it. You hve a great sense of humour. :3 I think you drewout the 'colon' bit out just a little too much, but other than that, it was all hilarious.
I'm
an Atheist, a young teen girl, someone who loves Harry Potter and hates Twilight, someone who doesn't see deepness in everything, a person who has never suffered from any diseases of any sort.
I'm average, but...
ROFL, great. You should post this on ff.net if you have not already. I like Meyer but I'm able to take aj oke, and this was funny! I loved the part where Bella got shot and then Edward walks off laughing, lol. It was good.
Feel the urge to give some constructive criticism? Why not give it to these stories?
I dunno. I don't think it was my brand of humor. I was able to appreciate it, and I sniggered at it, but I wouldn't say that I loved it. It might have been a better idea to stick a little bit more with the plot. But then again, this is Hollywood we are talking about. Since when as a book-made-movie ever turned out right?
I would say that my favorite part is actually the dumbing down of the titles for the movies, exclamation points and all. Definitely earned some chuckle points there.
Rock on to Stephenie Meyer (I think the books were a little overrated, but they were enjoyable) and Fangs!
That was amazing XD I laugh at practically anything and everything so my opinion doesn't necessarily count but I was crying by the end. I adore Stephine Meyer's story but I really don't enjoy her writing style. I like how you made Edward so simple-minded and self centered. Alright, I think I'm done lau...*snigger* wait, never mind.
Hee hee. I just love the fact that this pretty much mocks all of the people who post Twilight fanfiction. I, personally, think that (fanfic) is what kind of ruined Twilight. I still love the books, but I hate what they've become. Anywhoo, nice. And I love your username.
Holly
eviscerate your fragile frame spill it out in ragged form a thousand different versions of yourself.
LOL I think its sooo funny!, but I find it a bit weird, but anyways I think it was kind of cool, especially edward not remembering bella's name, good job
"It's a wonder I haven't abandoned all my ideals, they seem absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, despite everything, that people are truly good at heart" Anne Frank.
I've enjoyed Steph Meyer, but this was still amusing. =D
Although it needs to be LONGER! Gah. xD
Well, I can't eat muffins in an agitated manner. The butter would probably get on my cuffs. One should always eat muffins quite calmly. It is the only way to eat them.
