Young Writers Society

Granted but I wish that you die a painful death.

I wish that I didn't have to go to school tomorrow.

granted, but you have to go to school every other day for the rest of your life.


I wish my eye wasn't itchy from allergies.

Granted, but you don't have any eyes now.

I wish you can eat an elephant.

Granted, but it makes me sick I infect you with elephant disease.

I wish I could eat a whole chocolate cake right now...

Granted, but you dont get to eat another cajke in your life.

I wish some one would critique my story 'Bloodlust chapter 1 part 2'

Granted, but the critiquer(?) will encounter a server error and their critique will be lost. Then, he/she will not have the patience to write the whole thing over again.

I wish I could be a girl for a day.

Granted, but you will have to critique my story twice.

I wish the wish before will be granted without any side effects.

granted, but then in a totally unrelated accident your computer spontaniously combusts and you can't come on this site for a week.

I wish I didn't have to do science fair.

Granted, but if you choose not to, you'll fail.

Edit: Almost forgot MY wish!

I wish that I had an unlimited supply of cotton candy.

Granted,but you die eating it.

I wish you would get a non corrupted wish.

He does... but not from me.


I wish I would get a simple hampurger... with cheese.. the normal size, not burned, with no poisons of anykind, acids, alkaline, no other disturbing substances... just a good old cheese burger...


Try and corrupt that-... MWHAHAHAHA

Thats easy to corrupt, Lord Anzius.

Granted, You get the cheeseburger and eat it.
Then you choke to death

HAHA

I wish I would die and live in heaven.

System Error!! Incorruptible!!

No more wishing you would die.

Oops. Sorry.
Then I wish I could fly without tiring out.

Of course you can corrupt the wish of dying.

Granted but it takes approximately an eternity of years for you to die in which you will be forced to kill yourself over and over again in different ways and endure the pain.
MWAHAHA

Grated, you can fly but you keep falling every three seconds.

I wish you could fly.