Bartemius Speaks!

And he says some pretty random things.

I know, like 'Samuel Butler' (1612-1680)

I was like, wha? Its pretty awesome though. Go the ape.

Except, when the quote is too short, it looks like this...

[I'm too lazy to go to photo bucket atm so I just attached it.]

Geez, you work on something and people start talking about it even before you're totally finished!

Anyways, all the kinks should be worked out. Enjoy!

Btw, if anyone wants to compile a bunch of quotes together, I'd be very grateful! Right now, I have a 100, but seeing as I probably visited 100 pages in just the past hour, he is starting to get very repetitious on me, lol.

And if you're wondering, Baroness Ink named him Bartemius, and it stuck in my head

*gasps*

How cool! How do you get him to talk???

For right now, you have to be using the default style, but I'll be expanding it to the other styles by the end of the month.

Heh, I'm always scrolling down to the bottom of the page now even though I've read all the quotes

I'm on "Chimped Out", but now I'm totally switching just so I can hear what ol' Barty has to say...

hehehe

"July fourth, 1776: Nothing of importance happened to day." - King George the third

"When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other."

I love that one.

And his current one:

If all pulled in one direction, the world would keel over.

Although I do miss my Chimped Out setting... it's worth it. And I can just switch it back when Super Nate, Master of Bartemius expands it to all layouts.

I got - 'Bartemius says, When all think alike, no one is thinking very much. - Walter Lippmann (1889-1974)'

Very true =)

Oooo. I love it.

I got -- "Bartemius says, For four-fifths of our history, our planet was populated by pond scum. - J.W. Schopf"

Hilarious.

&

"Bartemius says, Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others. - Groucho Marx (1890-1977)"

I adore that Marx quote.



Ta,
Cal.

Go Barty! xD

EDIT:I think Bartemius needs a quote from Pat Buchanan.

Just added two Buchanan quotes. He's a very partisan fellow, but I think I picked out two that are pretty good.