Riddles

Ok, another confuzzler


The next thing you say will be false! Yes or No?

I don't get the accepting/decling a mission one...

But the gramma one is cool (and weird)

The mission one is weird. If you decline the mission, then you are really successfully completeling it, except you declined it, so you never started it. If you accept it, you automatically fail.

I see ...

(Now why anyone would give you a mission to decline it is beyond me... whateva though it's a good brain teaser)

There are many many things beyond me. Believe me, I know the feeling.

ACK!!!! My head hurts! Stop this! What is this thread, a riddle place?!(j/k)

lol *grins* okay here's another one:

A man has his own little orchard. One day he goes and picks some apples from it. He doesn't climb the trees. But, he trips, and dies. What happened??

He tripped over a trees root that was outside of the ground!

The mission one is weird. If you decline the mission, then you are really successfully completeling it, except you declined it, so you never started it. If you accept it, you automatically fail.

My feeling on this is that to complete your mission, you first have to accept it. Because otherwise, you can never go about declining it. If the mission is to decline the mission, I could easily accept and then change my mind and decline, therefore I have started the mission and then completed it. Decling the mission straight off would never have begun the mission, so you couldn't really of completed it.

Here's one: A boy sees a strawberry tree behind a wall. He really wants a strawberry. However you cannot climb the wall, go round the wall, walk through the wall, dig under it, smash it down, jump over it using any means, fly over it, drive round it. Basically there is absolutely no way to go round the wall. So how do you get to the tree?

GO THROUGH THE GATE!!! (I think??)

Is there such thing as a strawberry tree?

No, there isn't such thing as a strawberry tree!!! They grow on little plants!!!

He's on the same side of the fence that the strawberry tree (a strawberry tree???) is on!!!

Yeah, either that, or the no strawberry tree thing.

Yeah, never heard of strawberry trees before (that would be because they don't exist...) I like apple trees though!! And cherry trees!!

Yay apples! Strawberry trees?!?!

I think it is that they don't exist, it is just like this question "An electric train is going down the tracks at 60 miles per hours to the west, in what direction is the smoke blowing", see, it is just like that question because there can't be smoke!

I have a question, there is a 30 dollar bill, what do you do with it, spend it or save it?