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Because then the birds wouldn't be speciel anymore.

What is the tailwind speed of a swallow?




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It depends on how fast the swallow is flying.

How much water can you swallow before you die?
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Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Confidence: the feeling a person has before he fully understands the situation.

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Depends on your age i think

What's your fav. name? All I felt like asking.
I realized that I said I'd be gone for only two weeks...but I was gone for much longer.I hope to stay on this time. :)




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why are round pizzas put in square boxes?
Christianity is not a religion, it's a relationship.

I may not be perfect but Jesus thinks I'm to die for.

"Let's destroy these little darlings..."- W.Beckett




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because it's easier to make square boxes instead of round

why don't cats like water?
Our happiness here is all vain glory,
This false world is but transitory,
The flesh is weak, the Fiend is slee
Timor mortis conturbat me.
--William Dunbar




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Because they're dumb.

What would happen if a huge mob jumped up and down on the Golden Gate Bridge at once?




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The policemen would come and break it up.

Why do scientists always think they're right?
Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.

Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Confidence: the feeling a person has before he fully understands the situation.

Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.




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Because they've gone through years of schooling to tell everybody that they are smarter than them.

Why are pigs pink?




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So they go brown when you cook them.

Where does wind come from?
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From the sky.

Why is Easter called Easter?




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Because that's what they named it.

Why is the earth going to be blown up in the year 4000?
Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.

Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Confidence: the feeling a person has before he fully understands the situation.

Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.




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if practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why bother practice?
Christianity is not a religion, it's a relationship.

I may not be perfect but Jesus thinks I'm to die for.

"Let's destroy these little darlings..."- W.Beckett




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to fool little children into thinking that they can be perfect by practicing whatever they were practicing

why do people feel feelings?
Our happiness here is all vain glory,
This false world is but transitory,
The flesh is weak, the Fiend is slee
Timor mortis conturbat me.
--William Dunbar




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Because if we didn't, we'd all be robots and life would be boring.

If nothing is described as a lack of things, then surely the fact that it has a description means that it is something. So technically, nothing just doesn't exist, right?




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If there was nothing, the word nothing would not exist.

If I had a lightsabre, how much would you be willing to pay for it?
Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.

Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Confidence: the feeling a person has before he fully understands the situation.

Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.



Teach a man to fish, he eats for a day. Don't teach a man to fish, you eat for a day. He's a grown man. Fishing's not that hard.
— Ron Swanson (Parks and Rec)