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Crazy Questions

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Because if it wasnt here, it would be there.

What do ice cream and rocks have in common?
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There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it. (C D Morley)




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They both hurt your brain if you eat them too fast.

Why does sugar gum lose its flavor so fast?
Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier




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Well, see, in the gum there are vast colonies of little FlavourPeople. They are very, very tiny and they are all through the gum. Sadly, when you chew on the gum, you also chew the FlavourPeople. This releases short bursts of Flavour-ness, but it also squashes the people, thus killing them. When they're all dead, there is no more flavour.

Why am I so grumpy today?
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There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it. (C D Morley)




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Cuz your pet dog didn't eat your homework. *tisk, tisk*


Why don't all clouds look fluffy?
Calvin : You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.
Hobbes : What mood is that?
Calvin : Last-minute panic.




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because you defination of fluffy is very closed.








*why can't I sleep?*
I just lost the game.




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because you just gulped down 80 litres of coffee.

why can't all parrots talk?
Calvin : You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.
Hobbes : What mood is that?
Calvin : Last-minute panic.




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Because some parrots have public speaking problems!! Maybe they all do talk. Maybe they only talk when you're not around...

Why are people afraid of dying?
I think you're crazy, maybe.




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Death is a mystery that cannot be solved, that is why.

Pepsi or Coca-Cola?
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

~George Carlin

The Completely Evil Plan.




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Root beer.

Where did the 14th and 16th strip of my comic get to and why did I have to resort to looking through old versions to find the 16th, and have to redraw the 14th completely?
man hands on misery to man
it deepens like a coastal shelf
get out as early as you can
and don’t have any kids yourself.

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dun worry
it's all gun be k




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Your dog ate them




Why am i so tired today?
It's ok to be a kid sometimes,

it's what keeps old people young

and young people growing!




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Because the lepricons aren't giving you any breaks.

If it's zero degrees today, and it's suppose to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
"Not knowing leaves infinite possibilities."
"Imagination is the power to gather roses in winter."




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Almost as cold as you aren't.

If you can see nothing from your window, what can you really see?
"Just like moons and like suns,
With the certainty of tides,
Just like hopes springing high,
Still I'll rise."
-Maya Angelou




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I named it and I STILL don't know why!

Why don't men understand women?
"Half the time the poem writes me." ~Meshugenah




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Because wemon are not people, they are devices built by the lord Jesus Crist for our entertainment.

If a ninja could create a flavour of ice cream, what would it be?
Chicken <-- Egg <-- Rocket Powered Fist
Take that, science!




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The flavor would be Cherry Blossom, because those should taste as good as they smell.

Why is my keyboard's 'P' key being fussy today?



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