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Crazy Questions

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I wouldn't be willing, because I don't like lightsabres. I'm more partial to numchucks. (sp?)

What would you do for a Klondike?
Knock kock!
Who's there?
Naked cowboy!
Naked cowboy who?
TOOTHPASTE!!!




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I dont even know what a Klondike is.

Why do we say 'head over heels' when we're in love? Isn't our head always over our heels everyday?
Christianity is not a religion, it's a relationship.

I may not be perfect but Jesus thinks I'm to die for.

"Let's destroy these little darlings..."- W.Beckett




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Not for acrobats.

How much would you be willing to pay for one wish?
Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.

Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Confidence: the feeling a person has before he fully understands the situation.

Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.




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3 Chuck E. Cheese tokens and a Happy Meal.

We do we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway?
Knock kock!
Who's there?
Naked cowboy!
Naked cowboy who?
TOOTHPASTE!!!




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Because language is twisted, just like everything else in the world.

Why can't I get to sleep?
I close my eyes to see a sight ahead,
An everlasting dream,
That makes me wake to find myself
In my own eternity...




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You've had too much energy drink.

Why won't my ex talk to me? I thought we were friends! I even wished him a happy 18th birthday ><
Getting what you want is just as difficult as not getting what you want. Because then you have to figure out what to do with it instead of figuring out what to do without it.
- The Realm of Possibility




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Because he's too preoccupied with his new girlfriend.

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Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Christianity is not a religion, it's a relationship.

I may not be perfect but Jesus thinks I'm to die for.

"Let's destroy these little darlings..."- W.Beckett




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Who cares! It just doesn't feel like it.

Who would win? A pie or a knife?
Look at my big shiny shell...




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The pie. Would get it's gunk all over the knife.

My does my neck hurt?
Getting what you want is just as difficult as not getting what you want. Because then you have to figure out what to do with it instead of figuring out what to do without it.
- The Realm of Possibility




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Because the feeling cells in your neck are sending the message of "hurt" to your brain, which, in turn, makes your neck hurt.

Why are my brother and sister so stupid even though they're both in college?




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Because of your family's crazy genes.

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Why do we love to eat foods that we are not supposed to eat?
Christianity is not a religion, it's a relationship.

I may not be perfect but Jesus thinks I'm to die for.

"Let's destroy these little darlings..."- W.Beckett




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Because your mind makes you think that way.

Why do people like to watch TV?
Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.

Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Confidence: the feeling a person has before he fully understands the situation.

Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.




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Because neurologists would be out of business if they didn't.



Why do we have cliches?
"TV makes sense. It has logic, structure, rules, and likeable leading men. In life, we have this. We have you." -Abed Nadir




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Because chliches are always the same old thing, and nobody likes to read about them anymore.

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Why is the sky orange?




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The sky isn't orange, it's blue. But it may appear orange during sunsets or sun rises from the glare of the sun's rays reflecting off the particles in the sky. And the sky is blue because the air particles make it appear so.



Why do you people ask so many questions??
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! What are you girls doing?"

"Peeing on a stick, you wanna try?"

-My C, Nick, and MC, Kayla.



Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
— Mark Twain