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whenever you want to




*when will my watch work?*
I just lost the game.




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What time is it when your watch is broken? Time to get a new watch!

When will we have nice weather?
Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier




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When the weather gets nice.

Why can't I understand math?
If I don't write to empty my mind, I go mad. ~Lord Byron

Captain Jack is back May 25!




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Math is a complicated thing that changes everytime you get a small part of it. In fact, the rules change every single time you go 'AHA I UNDERSTAND!'

Why did I quit piano lessons?
because memory moves in orbits
of absence, because she holds her hands out in the rain,
and rain remembers nothing, not even how it became itself.
- Las Ruinas del Corazon, Eric Gamalinda




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because your fingers hurt




okay my watch works now but where is it?
I just lost the game.




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Same place as the turtle with no legs: the last place you put it!

Why did it snow in April?!
Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier




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Somebody up there hates us. :[ *is also getting snow*

Why isn't school cancelled?
because memory moves in orbits
of absence, because she holds her hands out in the rain,
and rain remembers nothing, not even how it became itself.
- Las Ruinas del Corazon, Eric Gamalinda




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Because the people who run the schools are sadistic.

Why aren't I more focused?
Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier




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Because you saw a flying pig out your window one day. He's like oh crap! and had to go make sure that you didn't remember, so he gave you a bad memory eraser. It just makes you unable to focus rather than erasing your memories.

Why do people use a bathroom?
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Because not everyone is constipated.

Why do I get writer's block?
"TV makes sense. It has logic, structure, rules, and likeable leading men. In life, we have this. We have you." -Abed Nadir




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Because everything has a limit. Thus.


If teenager+computer=drama queen, what factoid does lemonade have?
ohmeohmy




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cosmos sweat+lemons+sugar=LEMONADE and free wishes!!!


Why does Mad have to stand over my shoulder being annoying??? *GO AWAY MAD!!!*
i carry your heart(i carry it in my heart) <3

Please review my performance poem?




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Because he/she/it is MAD!!!


Why is it this?
ohmeohmy




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because it's not that.


Why is it here?
i carry your heart(i carry it in my heart) <3

Please review my performance poem?




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because it's not that.


Why is it here?
i carry your heart(i carry it in my heart) <3

Please review my performance poem?



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