What would happen if we elected a crab to be president???

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Imagine how a sea creature lobby would work in contrast to other lobbies. They would want to increase the ocean or giving the people a pool at home.
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I sea no problem here

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I guess I could get a goblin shark as a pet, so go Mr. Crabs!
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I guess that my Mom would eat it. She likes crab sticks...




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Well that would make for a strained political atmosphere…

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The crab apple would be the national fruit
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I guess it would also be forbidden to eat something related to sea creatures. That would help recover the ocean population! The more I think about it, the more I believe we could help the world with a crab as president.
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#crab4prez2024

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But what crab species should become the president?
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The dominant one, obvs. I vote gladiatorial combat.

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If crabs get the same rights as humans, gladiatorial combats are forbidden. Maybe crabs should join or create parties and get manipulated by the shark lobby and they now have some whale shark disguised as crab as President.
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ok but that just sounds like corruption with extra steps

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It´s not corruption if you delete the word from the Oxford dictionnary.
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I don’t use the Oxford Dictionary. Checkmate.

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