What would happen if we elected a crab to be president???

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Teeeeo.
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Wed Mar 30, 2005 7:26 pm
Teeeeo. says... · Wed Mar 30, 2005 7:26 pm
I think if we elected a crab/lobster, Michael Moore (the director of Fahrenheit 9/11) would eat him... he isn't as fat now that he got a makeover...
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WarthogDemon
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WarthogDemon says... · Wed Apr 13, 2005 10:23 pm
We would have to chop the apple trees down lest, the crab ate one and became a crab apple. :lol:
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Tara
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Sat Apr 16, 2005 7:22 am
Tara says... · Sat Apr 16, 2005 7:22 am
" What would happen if we elected a crab to be president???"

You mean we didn't? :?

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Sun Apr 17, 2005 2:52 am
electricbluemonkey says... · Sun Apr 17, 2005 2:52 am
...If we elected a crab president, we would have elected a crab president.
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Sun Apr 17, 2005 11:12 pm
Meshugenah says... · Sun Apr 17, 2005 11:12 pm
Tara wrote:" What would happen if we elected a crab to be president???"

You mean we didn't? :?

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:roll: that was bad, Tara, very bad. But so wonderfully funny :lol:
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electricbluemonkey
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Sun Apr 17, 2005 11:13 pm
electricbluemonkey says... · Sun Apr 17, 2005 11:13 pm
And yet...

If we elected a crab president social security would never run out.
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Crysi
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Mon Apr 18, 2005 5:42 am
Crysi says... · Mon Apr 18, 2005 5:42 am
Tara wrote:" What would happen if we elected a crab to be president???"

You mean we didn't? :?

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Ouch. Nice, but ouch. :wink:
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Zion
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Mon Apr 18, 2005 1:22 pm
Zion says... · Mon Apr 18, 2005 1:22 pm
You cant elecet a crab for a president cuz you got elephatns as well. America is a one giat zoo. ;) :D :lol: j/k j/k No offenese meant
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Mon Apr 18, 2005 3:27 pm
Firestarter says... · Mon Apr 18, 2005 3:27 pm
Watch out, Arvy, Gal and Qi might come in this thread and complain about anti-American feelings again leading to terrorism.
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Zion
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Mon Apr 18, 2005 4:08 pm
Zion says... · Mon Apr 18, 2005 4:08 pm
:roll: yeah...
but hey wasnt Arnold S. a eleph...er....liberal?
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Mon Apr 18, 2005 10:37 pm
electricbluemonkey says... · Mon Apr 18, 2005 10:37 pm
I take it that you dont know how to spell Schwarzenegger. I dont know how I can...

And, Tara, I think the wink at the end of your...uh...joke...just made it un-funny. Stupid smilies. I told you they wanted to take over the world! But you didn't listen to me...no-o-o, no one listens to EBM, hes cra-azy.
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Mon Apr 18, 2005 10:59 pm
Zion says... · Mon Apr 18, 2005 10:59 pm
dude, thou hast no idea...
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Mon Apr 18, 2005 11:03 pm
Crysi says... · Mon Apr 18, 2005 11:03 pm
ElectricBlueMonkey wrote:I take it that you dont know how to spell Schwarzenegger. I dont know how I can...

And, Tara, I think the wink at the end of your...uh...joke...just made it un-funny. Stupid smilies. I told you they wanted to take over the world! But you didn't listen to me...no-o-o, no one listens to EBM, hes cra-azy.


I don't know how you can either. I can't, and he's RUNNING my darn state! Well, he's running your state too.. But still. His name confuses me.
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Mon Apr 18, 2005 11:06 pm
Nai says... · Mon Apr 18, 2005 11:06 pm
Firestarter wrote:Watch out, Arvy, Gal and Qi might come in this thread and complain about anti-American feelings again leading to terrorism.


LOL



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electricbluemonkey
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Mon Apr 18, 2005 11:06 pm
electricbluemonkey says... · Mon Apr 18, 2005 11:06 pm
Yeah...I can write his name, but I cant actually...say it. Its weird. And hes a bad governor anyway, well, not as bad as Gray was.
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