What would happen if we elected a crab to be president???

Or *GASP* a lobster I mean think about it, it would probably be made illegal to eat seafood *Death row for ingesting a clam!!!!*

He probably invade anywhere that sold seafood.

So, like, everywhere.

Not much difference really, eh?

nope not really...hmmm maybe it would be an improvement we could just cook him for dinner if he was doing a crappy job!!!

If we had a crab for a president, then I could get distracted by his claws instead of his ears.

And I would want to put butter all over his legs and eat them. After cooking him of course.

And since crabs can't talk, we would have to learn Crabese, a secret crabby form of communication that crabs use by clacking their claws, in order to understand him.

Or the crab would just clack out Morse Code. But then we'd all have to learn Morse code. *finds something on Morse code*

clackCLACK clackCLACKclackclack clackCLACKclackclack clackclackclackclack clackCLACK clackclack clackCLACKclack CLACK clackclackclackclack clack CLACKCLACK clakcclack CLACKCLACKclack clackclackclackclack CLACK CLACKclackCLACKCLACK CLACKclackCLACKclack clackCLACKclack clackCLACK CLACKclackclackclack!

For those who don't know Morse code, that means ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY CRAB! clack is short and CLACK is long.

Crabs are actually quite intelligent creatures. They have the amazing ability to scare of both little girls AND grown men. Nifty, no?

I see interesting idea or we could just set up a mass translation satelitte!!!! Y a know I think Im going to find a crab to elect so that I can run the country and tell him what to do... it may not be much different from Bush?Cheney but at least its someone not bent on money!!!

If we had a crab for a president.

I would think that something will be smelling fishy.

And that he would be eaten by hungry... people with formal clothes on.

I actually like Bush. He's the funniest guy in the world.

... what do you mean he's not a comedian? Haven't you heard his 'and so will we!' speach? Hilarious. I'd get thouse couple of seconds on DVD if I could.

Sorry to break it to ya... Chris rock is the only comedian to be elcted president.. Wait Head of state is a movie? I thought that it was the replacement for Bush!!!

Who's Chris Rock?

P.S. Nifty new tiger ava .

Chris Rock is an actor.

If a crab was elected president he would make crusteceans kings and humans slaves.

The real question is: What would the annoyed politcians do when they were annoyed at the crab whos running for president? I mean... *wanders around the web seeing if any of the people in the senet have a love of crab*

Hmm, Dick Cheney would probably eat the crab anyway.

If we had a crab for president, America would be much better off than if it had politicians.

LOL nice one Tara.

Other than that comment, this thread scares me.

Besides, I love crab and lobster.. *hungry*