I don't think all seafood would be banned, after all, crabs eat seafood. But eating crustaceans would probably be a federal crime. Our president wouldn't last long if he/she decided to walk unassisted. Our president would accidentally be crushed underfoot by a secret service agent.
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InnerTurmoil wrote:Or *GASP* a lobster I mean think about it, it would probably be made illegal to eat seafood *Death row for ingesting a clam!!!!*
Oh dear, that would be horrible. I love seafood.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!
No, he would do a decent job... he would just be crabby to all his advisors.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!
No, I think the crab would be fine if we ate animals, after all, some crabs are carnivorous.
We just wouldn't be able to eat crabs.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!
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