I look at that as three different titles: Solarwinds, Life in Linear, and Virginity. Somehow, I can't wrap my head around how they work together. I'd probably pick it up out of curiosity, although I'd expect it to be a collection of novels (something like Dangerous Angels, a whole series published in one book, or somesuch.)
Makes me think of teen/chick-lit. (otherwise known as young adult specifically for girls, like The Traveling Pants.) and this stacy girl is pop-u-lar! Everyone wants to be here, so she puts out a guide on how to be her, and live like her, and become just as awesome as her! The guide is intertwined with the several girls trying to be stacy; and failing horribly. It would be neat, but I wouldn't read it. I abhor chick-lit.
Your Chosen Lover
“It's necessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live.” ― Alexandre Dumas, The Count of Monte Cristo
Hmm... I see that title and immediently think the usual 'girl gets arranged marrige, and runs off to the arms of her secret luv-her"
I would read it if the charecters were to my liking
Yellow bags and Brown Bananas
"Every-thing's broken there's no way around
It's so hard to smile
When you bring me down."
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Me.
Brown bananas= rotten! Yellow bags? Well first off I think of le boîte au lettre, because the mail boxes in France are all yellow, so says my book. Yellow bags? See, now I think "Yellow book". I really have no idea what the story is about so... I probably wouldn't pick it up unless someone said, "OMFG this is an amazing book, read it!"
Romance Isn't Optional
“It's necessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live.” ― Alexandre Dumas, The Count of Monte Cristo
Salt makes me think of rubbing salt into wounds, and how that hurts really badly... But it might be a magic book? I probably wouldn't pick it up, or so much as glance at it. The title is just so...random.
Unchosen
“It's necessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live.” ― Alexandre Dumas, The Count of Monte Cristo
I see that and I think DODGEBALL like everyone knows the story about the kid who's stuck in corner and never gets chosen for a team? Wouldn't even give it a glance. I hate stories like that. e.g Loser
Escape With Me
"Every-thing's broken there's no way around
It's so hard to smile
When you bring me down."
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Me.
A story about the trials that a pair of friends goes through. By the end they end up they're left trying to decide who's the worst friend.
...That was lame, but I couldn't think of anything else. o___o
Twilight and Illusion
(I'm thinking of using this as the title of my Watcher story, so if you guys think this could or couldn't work (depending on whether or not you've read what I've posted about it) lemme know. o.O)