Corrupt a Wish

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TellATaleForTwo
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Mon Sep 17, 2007 7:31 pm
TellATaleForTwo says... · Mon Sep 17, 2007 7:31 pm
Granted. But then you become immortal and have to live a life of loneliness. :cry:

I wish pigs could fly. 8)
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iQuippie
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Mon Sep 17, 2007 9:12 pm
iQuippie says... · Mon Sep 17, 2007 9:12 pm
Granted, but a flying pig hits you in the forehead and knocks you unconcious, screwing with your brain and giving you a cronic fear of pigs for all eternity. MUAHAHAHA! XD

I wish I was watching The Parent Trap right now. :]
I think you're crazy, maybe.




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Mon Sep 17, 2007 9:29 pm
Royboy says... · Mon Sep 17, 2007 9:29 pm
Granted, but once you press play it turns out you rented the spanish version so now you have to go ALL the way back to blockbuster to get the english one.

I wish I didn't have to do my homework eventually.
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Mon Sep 17, 2007 9:30 pm
Twit says... · Mon Sep 17, 2007 9:30 pm
Granted. But then the Wire reached out and steals your face, and the Doctor's on vacation, so you don't get your face back EVER.

I wish I knew whether I should apologize or not.
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Royboy
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Mon Sep 17, 2007 9:39 pm
Royboy says... · Mon Sep 17, 2007 9:39 pm
Granted, but then you do the wrong thing and everyone gets mad at you. You are an outcast!

I wish someone would grant my last wish...
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Poltergiest
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Mon Sep 17, 2007 9:45 pm
Poltergiest says... · Mon Sep 17, 2007 9:45 pm
Granted but then you have to do it tomorow in class and everyone points and laughs at you and you get all sad and fail whatever class the homework was assigned in.

I wish I had Katana (sword)
I used to rule the world, see it rise when I gave the word, now in the morning I sleep alone, sweep the streets I used to own

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Shadowsun
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Tue Sep 18, 2007 12:48 pm
Shadowsun says... · Tue Sep 18, 2007 12:48 pm
Granted! But it's badly made and it snaps and stabs you in the foor.

I wish that my Writers Block would DIE!
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iQuippie
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Tue Sep 18, 2007 1:42 pm
iQuippie says... · Tue Sep 18, 2007 1:42 pm
Granted, but you go to court for killing it. XD

I wish my sister and brother would clean out the catboxes, instead of me.
I think you're crazy, maybe.




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Poltergiest
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Tue Sep 18, 2007 7:23 pm
Poltergiest says... · Tue Sep 18, 2007 7:23 pm
Granted but you have to clean out someone's stables.


I wish I had a fully operational, life sized, air fortress
I used to rule the world, see it rise when I gave the word, now in the morning I sleep alone, sweep the streets I used to own

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GingerLizzy
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Tue Sep 18, 2007 7:28 pm
GingerLizzy says... · Tue Sep 18, 2007 7:28 pm
Granted, but you bought it from the black market and get arrested.

I wish I could be the ruler of all ginger folk.
Worship the ginger monkey :) aaand join my new group!

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Poltergiest
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Tue Sep 18, 2007 7:31 pm
Poltergiest says... · Tue Sep 18, 2007 7:31 pm
Granted but they hate you and you get empeached.


I wish I was leader of all ginger folk
I used to rule the world, see it rise when I gave the word, now in the morning I sleep alone, sweep the streets I used to own

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GingerLizzy
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Tue Sep 18, 2007 7:32 pm
GingerLizzy says... · Tue Sep 18, 2007 7:32 pm
Granted but you soon get be-headed for pretending to be a ginger. You traitor.

I wish my hair wasn't like a ginger afro.
Worship the ginger monkey :) aaand join my new group!

Oh, and enter my new contest!




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Poltergiest
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Tue Sep 18, 2007 7:34 pm
Poltergiest says... · Tue Sep 18, 2007 7:34 pm
Granted but then it all falls out.

I wish I had black fingernails
I used to rule the world, see it rise when I gave the word, now in the morning I sleep alone, sweep the streets I used to own

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GingerLizzy
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Tue Sep 18, 2007 7:37 pm
GingerLizzy says... · Tue Sep 18, 2007 7:37 pm
[Ha, I just have to post again]

Granted, but then they all fall out.

I wish the moon was made of cheese.
Worship the ginger monkey :) aaand join my new group!

Oh, and enter my new contest!




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Poltergiest
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Tue Sep 18, 2007 7:38 pm
Poltergiest says... · Tue Sep 18, 2007 7:38 pm
Granted but then its gravity's all screwed up and it crahses into the earth and kills us all.

(I wish I could control fire, for the rest of my life, and control it good.[b]
I used to rule the world, see it rise when I gave the word, now in the morning I sleep alone, sweep the streets I used to own

-Coldplay, Viva La Viva



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