Corrupt a Wish

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Granted. You can control fire, but you can't control yourself.

I wish winter would come soon!
"I hate the word 'Truce'. It means 'Fun's over'." ~My little sister




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Granted, but it comes too soon and messes up the whole, seasonal routine.

I wish I could make everyone laugh, with ease
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Granted but they literarly due laughing.


I wish my little sister wasn't to increadibly annoying
I used to rule the world, see it rise when I gave the word, now in the morning I sleep alone, sweep the streets I used to own

-Coldplay, Viva La Viva




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Granted, but she's so perfect, that you get no attention.

I wish I could rollerblade
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Granted. You get so good you even enter the X games but in your last amazing move you fly so high into air and bail, cracking your skull. In the process of your brain surgery you unfortunatly forget even learning how to rollerblade.

I wish my parents would let me draw on myself
I used to rule the world, see it rise when I gave the word, now in the morning I sleep alone, sweep the streets I used to own

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Granted but you get ink poisoning

I wish I didn't live where I do
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Granted but then you live somewhere else that you hate... Alot...

I wish I was impervios to ink piosening and still got to write on myself
I used to rule the world, see it rise when I gave the word, now in the morning I sleep alone, sweep the streets I used to own

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Granted, but you press to hard with your pen and carve into your skin, getting a nasty infection that turns to gangrene, resulting in you having your limbs removed.

I wish my hair would be perfectly straight every morning.
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(You know a little too much about this...) Granted but thats only cause its plastic.


I wish I could play the drums and the guitar
I used to rule the world, see it rise when I gave the word, now in the morning I sleep alone, sweep the streets I used to own

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Granted, but you play them badly

I wish I had great artistic abilities
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Granted but the worlds supply of all artistic materials are mysteriously gone.

I wish people would stop saying I'm good at drawing. I'm not.
I used to rule the world, see it rise when I gave the word, now in the morning I sleep alone, sweep the streets I used to own

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Granted, but everybody hates you cause your drawings SUCK! (well, I bet they don't, but whatever)

I wish my friends would stop fighting.
I think you're crazy, maybe.




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Granted but hen they start fighting you!


I wish I had more friends...
I used to rule the world, see it rise when I gave the word, now in the morning I sleep alone, sweep the streets I used to own

-Coldplay, Viva La Viva




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Granted but they're all imaginary.

I wish there was no gravity on Earth.
"Not knowing leaves infinite possibilities."
"Imagination is the power to gather roses in winter."




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Granted, now there is no Earth.

I wish I had a husky puppy *sighs*



When I was young, I admired clever people. Now that I am old, I admire kind people.
— Abraham Heschel