Corrupt a Wish

Granted but the rest of the world is black.

I wish I had a penguin.

~SishBee~
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Granted, but it runs away while you are asleep.

I wish I had more time to write.

Granted but then the rest of your life is comprimised.

I wish other people would learn to accept me

Granted, but you're pretty crazy. Something HORRIBLE happens now that the world can accept insanity.

I wish people would stop corrupting my wishes, but for the game to still be fun.

Granted but then the thread has no meaning anymore.


wish I had a random superpower

granted, but your power is the ability to summon toasters. How dumb is that?

I wish I was prettyful

That would be the coolest power ever!!! Granted but everyone is blinded by your undescribably beauty. (You probably already are)


I wish I could teach other people how to summon toatsters


~Pol~

Awwwwwh!!! Thanks Pol.

Granted, but one of your students gets bumped in the head by a toaster and you are charged with neglegence (or however you spell that).

I wish there was a way to make this game even funner! XD

Granted but we all literally die laughing. (Your welcome)

I wish I could use my toatsters to attack the person who's putting me in court and then he'll be truamatized for life


~Pol~

ROTFLMAO!!! *dies laughing*

Granted, but it is called a federal offense, and you go to jail by default.

I wish all guys were that nice to me *points to Pol's comment on my blinding beauty*

Did I say something wrong??? Granted but then you get reeeeally tired of everyone being so increadibly nice to you.

I wish I could have some cool evil villian toaster outfit

No you didnt. I mean I thought you did but then I changed my mind... why? can you read minds!?

Granted, but your cool villian toaster outfit thingy is ten sizes too small.

I wish I could fly.

Has that ever been a problem for any other supervillian/heroes? Granted but its only for a few second and then it goes away when your about 900 feet up in the air and you die tragectly. (Sorry)

I wish I had a superhero to fight with

Granted, but you're no match for the superhero, and he kills you (sorry).

I wish I never blushed. (I hate blushing )

Dang. Granted but that only means you've lost all emotion. (I blush too. I sucks)

I wish I had a super toaster sidekick (If these are getting old just say so