Corrupt a Wish

Granted but it burns down.

I wish my parents would accept me

Granted, but no one else ever will.

I wish I will do well in life.

Granted, but there's always someone better than you...

I wish I had straight hair and some more of that red hair dye.

Granted but all your hair falls out.

I wish I could write cool songs

Granted, but you suddenly go deaf so will never hear them.

I wish I could see the movie Red Rose again.

Granted but you hate it for some reason.

I wish I had a girlfriend


~Pol~

Granted, but your girlfriend is a crazed serial killer. :]

I wish for world peace and equal rights for everyone.

Granted but then the world emplodes.

I wish I was better at Guitar Hero


~Pol~

Granted, but you beat all the levels and get bored.

I wish the world would un-implode and not implode or explode or anything with plode at the end of it. And I wish for world peace and equal rights

Granted but we all catch some new fangled plauge and we all die. (Yep. Thats me, Mr. Optimist.)

I wish I could wear more black somehow

Granted. You get taunted as "Emo" for the rest of your life and you develop an allergy to the color, which leaked onto your skin. Have fun. :*waves*:

I wish I knew what was right when the time came to make the decision.

And I wish I knew what you were talking about, but it's never gonna happen, now is it!?
erm... back to the corruptedness.

Granted, but you don't follow the signals your brain is giving you.

I wish people would stop labeling me/making fun of me.

Granted but they kill you instead. Sorry.

I wish my parents accepted me

Granted! But you don't accept them...

I wish that my writers block would go away...

Granted but you write a really bad story ^^

I wish the sky was purple.