Corrupt a Wish

granted! but it doesn't work.

I wish i wished a good wish

Granted, but someone corrupts it.

I wish I could finish my novel!

Granted, but the manuscript is burned in a fire and your laptop explodes.

I wish my book could be on the New York Times Bestseller list for ten months!

Granted, but that's only because people in New York don't read so in reality, your book sold seven copies.

I wish I had endless ammonts of inspiration

Granted. You have so much that you go crazy and start spewing it out on other people who go crazy too. Then the entire world is covered with crazy, inspired people. Who would want that? Then, no inspiration would be truely great.

I wish that flying was as simple as missing the ground.

Granted. But you're going to fly straight into a wall.


[i]I wish that anyone who ever deceives me will turn to dust. [/i]

Granted! But thats all everyone reads and all the libaries and book shops close down, so everyone hates you!


I wish i didn't have maths homework

Granted! But you get a really bad grade for not doing it

I wish that I can go back in time and tell my past self not to go into a field full of bulls

Granted! But your past self gets really freaked out and starts running away, and he ends up running into a big field full of bulls.

I wish my internet connection didn't keep going off!

Granted! But you get stuck on one page and you are never able to get off it.

I wish that my computer in my room has the internet

granted, but no one else in the world has Internet.

I wish no one corrupts my wish.

granted but the fourm ends







I wish I could wish up a good wish that wouldn't start with I wish I could wish up a good wish, that wouldn't start with I wish I could come up with a good wish.


That could go on forever so i'm stopping.

granyed but time is reversed and you don't wish at all

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I wish I had more paperclips than you.

Granted! But you have so many paperclips that you drown in them!

I wish that i had chocolate

Granted! But it disappears before you can eat it.

I wish the hamster came back to life