Granted! But then you spill coffee on it and you have to chuck it out.

I wish i had a motorbike

Granted, but you get yoruself killed on the first ride. (How macabre)


I wish my brother was a bit more normal

Granted but you go insane by the normalness of your brother.



I wish I was rich

You get rich, but all your money gets stolen.

I wish I had another cat.

Granted, but it is the most disruptive and unattractive looking cat you have ever seen.

I wish it would rain.

Granted, but then your bedroom floods and now you have to sleep in a dog kennel.


I wish I had something to read...

Granted! But it is a really boring book so you end up wanting to burn all books! (the horror!)

I wish i had a bigger piece of chocolate! (i know, mine are always about chocolate )

Granted, but your ENORMOUS peice of chocolate, the weight of it all, falls to the dust! (how sad for you)

I wish I had the new Paramore cd. *sighs*

Granted, but it's blank.

I wish I had a flying horse.

Granted, but it would probably get tired from carrying you all around all day.

I wish I could control Gravity

~Pol~

Granted! But you can't control it that well and create a black hole that sucks everyone, including yourself into it.

I wish that I wouldn't procastinate so much.

Granted, but while you stop procrastinating, you get everything done, including a book you are writing. It eventually becomes famous. You are encouraged to write more and more and you gain more and more fame in doing so. The paparazzi is after you day and night and you can't live in peace any longer.

I wish My life would work out the way I wanted it to more often.

Granted, but the loophole is everything you want is bad for you.

I wish I wasn't given homework.

Granted! But your given loads of chores instead and you never have anytime to your self.

I wish i didn't have to go back to school on monday!

granted, but you go back today


I wish school didn't start on my birthday