If I Had a Heart [Meme Thread]

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Some Elias and Aumrauth-centric ones

Aumrauth: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year… is me. That’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.

Aumrauth: If I'm really as evil as you say I am, then have the gods strike me down where I stand.
*Lightning strikes Aumrauth*
Aumrauth: Ha! Nice try, jackass! Next time, give it your A-game!

Aumrauth: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.

Elias: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven’t decided yet' is typically a good response.

Elias: If you can’t beat them, dress better than them

Elias: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.
Aumrauth: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.

Elias: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things.
*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*
Aumrauth: *Out of breath* THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS.


Elias: *Gets down on one knee*
Aumrauth: Oh my god, it’s finally happening.
Elias: *Falls over*
Aumrauth: The poison is kicking in.
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raptor: oh my god. are we going to die? i feel like we're going to die. i've never been in such a horrifying situation before and-

aumrauth, at the same time somewhere far away: boooo ainsley u suck

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this post was sponsored by @Carina, who i dmed a similar version of the joke to and then convinced me to actually post it
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Poor Ainsley! Give the dude a break, Ruthie!
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[ reposting this here~ ]

the man: don't trust people in robes

the old man and some dead guys: *are wearing robes*

me:

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ainsley: i'll take you to the group cuz one of us prob has food

old man: sounds good, just don't lead me to anyone with robes, we can't trust them

ainsley: *wearing a robe*
mel: *also wearing a robe*
ruthie: *wearing a robe for the third time*
elias: *wearing normal smelly clothes* HAH
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Rare picture of Nikolai (left) and Raptor (right) after the monster attack:

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Ha!!
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Nikolai, staring at the obviously skinless Raptor: What have you got there?
Raptor: A smoothie
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Yes.

I was also thinking of this one:

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omg I’M CACKLING AT BOTH OF THOSE
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Meant to add this as soon as y'all figured out Morrick was blind but here it is late
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i just cackled for at least five minutes straight
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Just wanted to repost this here!


raptor: do old people get cold

me, his creator: raptor i know you live inside of a bubble but i can't believe i just had you wonder that
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