"You're joking... You've never heard some good Paramore? Jeez... Okay, hold on...."
He takes out a pair of earbuds and plugs them into his phone, handing an earbud to the monster and putting one in his own ear. "Misery Business" starts playing.
Oh, of course not, my apologies... I just, I’d never forget a day as important as this, I guess I wanted you to know that when you said that you thought we all forgot. Happy birthday, my love.
Do you how do? I use any pronouns :) Get in losers, we're going napping
Oh no, I knew you wouldn't, I just said it seemed like it because it's like I've been invisible to the others all day. I thought you set up some sort of surprise party for me, so I didn't want to mess it up or something.