Hello! My name is Willard, and I'd love to review your work!
What I will review!
Poetry. I really, really love to review poetry.
Scripts. Theatre major! Not the best by any means, but it's fun.
On occasion, prose. It truly depends.
What I won't!
Chapters. Although there is a lack of chapter reviewers on this website, it makes sense. A proper review should have somewhat of an understanding of what you're aiming for, and a 300 character 'the grammar's nice! this character's cool!' is not going to do justice for the reviewer or you, the author. I can't really offer more than that, and I'm sorry.
Anything explicit is completely okay.
What are my reviews like?
They're overbearing. For poetry, I usually do line by line then discuss what the poetry is achieving, or try to achieve. They're long, but I really do like talking about poetry to that extent. For other works, if there are grammar issues, I will point them out. But mostly, I address story, theory, and logistics.
My reviews are usually super long. It isn't meant to 'throw it all at you' or be 'negative'. It is a lot of fun to critique and pick apart literature. Literature can be really sexy and it's nice to appreciate that. I am genuinely sorry if it doesn't help you in any way. I try my best, but understandably, we are working with two different opinions and what I recommend can be completely off base.
Anything else?
Please, please, please don't send me points. The points gained from the review and the pleasure I have writing it is more than enough.
So, yeah. Just post a link to your piece below and I'll be happy to get to it.
