How do you eat a candy cane?

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How do you eat your candy canes?

From the hook down, like a little fish!
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13%
From the stem up, like a little flower!
33
18%
I accidentally sharpen it too much til it hurts me, like a Lumi!
58
32%
I chomp it to bits because I am a strong independent YWSer with too much writing to do to worry about candy fashions!
31
17%
I've never had a candy cane!
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7%
Pat Buchanan
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12%
 
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The eternal holiday question! Or is it: have you ever had a candy cane?

If you're particular about your confectionery walking canes, talk about 'em here, and don't forget to vote!
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I can counter with full confidence that it was neither him nor me. :P
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I don’t eat candy canes lol
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Iggy wrote:I don’t eat candy canes lol


Why would you deny yourself the thrill of raw sugar in the shape of a shepherd's crook?!
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Lumi, I want you to stop for a second and completely consider this poll.

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Isn't it great?!
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The question mark there doesn't help.

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Did you know that if you break off a little piece of the stem of the candy cane and hold it under the rest, it will look like a question mark?! Candy canes are just good old fun, y'all. :)
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I think I try having it from the hook down, but I always end up chewing it to bits. I'm terrible when it comes to candy you're supposed to suck. I can't even suck a mint - I instinctively bite down and ruin all of the fun.
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Yes, I might sharpen it. And yes, it might be thrown like a dart in your general direction.

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Ah, you. Always putting the Liz in Feliz Navidad...

Unless that candy cane dart caused enough damage so that I'm Feliz Navidead. Then there's sad to be had, and that's not rad.
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I've had to master the art of not biting down on everything because braces. I can eat certain chewy/hard candies if I remember to only suck on it and not bite down. So far so good. Once I forget, oh boy, that's not good.
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Lumi, I'm not going to manage to kill your holiday spirit, am I? It's just gonna live on no matter how many candy cane darts come your way.

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