How do you eat a candy cane?

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How do you eat your candy canes?

From the hook down, like a little fish!
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From the stem up, like a little flower!
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I accidentally sharpen it too much til it hurts me, like a Lumi!
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I chomp it to bits because I am a strong independent YWSer with too much writing to do to worry about candy fashions!
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I've never had a candy cane!
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Pat Buchanan
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12%
 
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What about us who use combo techniques? I start with the hook (like a fish), sharpen it, then crunch it.

So, naturally, Pat Buchanan.
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@Crysi, I'm glad you admit to your comboing ways, and that you start as a little (tin) fish [maybe two people on the site will get that.] But are you not scared that the throwing dart you have created will not poke and prod your precious tummy? D:

And @fortis, you get an A+ for memery.

Personally, though I always sharpen mine to the point of dart-throwing, I do chomp stomp romp all the same. Perhaps I am a Pat Buchanan as well. So much to ponder...
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you fools! You're getting it all wrong! In order to eat a candy cane like Pat Buchanan you must have his picture!

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I such it to a sharp point, and then let it dissolve




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I actually don't eat candy canes.
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wait what if you sharpen a candy cane on purpose?




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Wow this is definitely not what I expected entering a writer's forum but interesting topic, I guess. I like to make good things last for a while, and I love the traditional peppermint candy canes. Only the peppermint ones though. I absolutely cannot stand those other crazy colored tacky ones by the tart candy brands. Like why are you trying to ruin candy canes, I would really like to know?




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When I was a kid, I used to eat the hook part first. Now, though, I like to eat the stick first, but I kind of don't like eating the hook at the kind especially for the large cane. However, I think eating the cane part is more challenging.




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My grandmother uses candy canes as Christmas decorations every year and every year my sis and I always end up eating almost every one before Christmas Day. She gets so mad at us, we're just like "See this is why you can't use candy as decorations!"
In all honesty I originally just came here to say peppermint candy canes taste amazing in hot chocolate.
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