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People are completely untrustworthy.
When you're faced with something you don't understand, I think the most natural thing but also least interesting thing you can be is afraid.

-- Hank Green

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"Untrustworthy as you are," said Daniel, sighing, "I'm out of options. I... need your help."
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woah
i actually made a post
pretty radical if you ask me




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Help is a great thing to seek. However, do not follow the "quick ways out of problems" guides.




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Guides are helpful only if you listen to them.
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"Them dragons over there are right darlings," Hagrid said with an affectionate smile. "I'm sure you can do this."
When you're faced with something you don't understand, I think the most natural thing but also least interesting thing you can be is afraid.

-- Hank Green

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This tomato exploded.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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"Exploded! I thought only grapes explode when placed inside microwave. Nobody warned about tomatoes."
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Tomatoes taste funny.
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Funny things make me cry
When you're faced with something you don't understand, I think the most natural thing but also least interesting thing you can be is afraid.

-- Hank Green

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"Cry? Why would you cry?" asked the boys.
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Boys, take out the garbage.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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"Garbage is called garbage because it's garbage," I muttered, answering the teacher's question.
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"Question still arises why did they hide about UFOs," asked one of the reporters,"why not just tell the truth to the public about aliens?"
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Aliens are supposedly living on other planets in our solar system.
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"System 3 is back online, sir."
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"



Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.
— Homer Simpson