My last word, your first word.

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"Sir I am sorry to say this, but your lecture really sucks."
I only put my signature on big cheques.




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"Sucks" is a hard word to make a sentence start with.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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"With", are you KIDDING ME???
The name's Myth.




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Sir Lancelot galloped away on his horse.

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ahh sorry this was a mistake. D: I should properly check all the pages before posting again >.<
Last edited by Lib on Tue May 26, 2020 8:08 pm, edited 1 time in total.
*insert quirky signature here*




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Horses are majestic creatures.
When you're faced with something you don't understand, I think the most natural thing but also least interesting thing you can be is afraid.

-- Hank Green

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(previously whatchamacallit and Seirre)




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Creatures attacked from above.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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"Above your head," Roma pointed at the lizard sitting on her friend's afro hairs.
I only put my signature on big cheques.




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Hairs on your head are hard to count unless you have a lot of time to spend!
Pants are an illusion. And so is death.




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Spend all the money you have but still you won't find the peace you are looking for.
I only put my signature on big cheques.




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For the sake of killing time, I shall participate in this.
"I believe a man does what he can until his destiny is revealed to him."




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This is exactly what I have been doing, killing my time.
I only put my signature on big cheques.




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Time to blow up the universe.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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"Universe exploding is very fun, I'm sure, but how will you blow it up?
English isn't a language, it's three languages stacked up on top of each other wearing a trenchcoat.




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"Up we go!"
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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Go wherever the winds take you.
"I believe a man does what he can until his destiny is revealed to him."



By swallowing evil words unsaid, no one has ever harmed his stomach.
— Winston Churchill