Shrek

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Shrek
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Fri Nov 18, 2016 6:50 pm
Shrek says... · Fri Nov 18, 2016 6:50 pm
On a scale that ranges from Farquaad to Fiona, how much do you like your ogrelord?
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Wolfi
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Sun Nov 20, 2016 6:35 am
Wolfi says... · Sun Nov 20, 2016 6:35 am
Donkey.
John 14:27
Peace I leave with you; my peace I give you.
I do not give to you as the world gives.
Do not let your hearts be troubled
and do not be afraid.

she/her | team monkeys | #unclassified
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Dracula
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Mon Nov 21, 2016 10:13 pm
Dracula says... · Mon Nov 21, 2016 10:13 pm
Well...

SOOOOOOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
I bought a cactus. A week later it died. I got depressed because I thought Damn, I am less nurturing than a desert.
-Demetri Martin
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Transport222
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Wed Nov 23, 2016 6:50 pm
Transport222 says... · Wed Nov 23, 2016 6:50 pm
Definitely Donkey.
This account supports LGBTQ+ rights

900 years of time and space and I've never met anyone who wasn't important.
-The Doctor
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AmyMedek
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Thu Dec 01, 2016 6:23 am
AmyMedek says... · Thu Dec 01, 2016 6:23 am
Pinoccio the Puppet.

Pinoccio - "No way! It's not me!" *nose grows*

AmyMedek - *stares* "Riiight."
Love.
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felidae
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Tue Dec 06, 2016 6:25 pm
felidae says... · Tue Dec 06, 2016 6:25 pm
Prince Charming
Tiger, tiger, burning bright
In the forests of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Dare frame thy fearful symmetry?
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Charm
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Thu Dec 15, 2016 4:05 pm
Charm says... · Thu Dec 15, 2016 4:05 pm
Farquaad


lol sorry it gave me nightmares as a child (but i like the song Hallelujah from it)
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voiceofdragons
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Fri Feb 17, 2017 7:52 am
voiceofdragons says... · Fri Feb 17, 2017 7:52 am
I can never look at Shrek the same way again after the "Shrek is love, Shrek is life" video. That and all the ridiculous memes, I cannot believe.
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