Would You Rather Wednesday Jan. 6, 2016

Let's try something new! Every Wednesday, we'll have a new "Would You Rather Wednesday" thread giving you two options. If this works out, great! If it doesn't, it'll die a silent death

So for the first Would You Rather Wednesday, would you rather:

1) Do all of your writing from now on in a cage with a trained puma?

or...

2) Do all of your writing from now on via a smartphone where everytime you press 'e', the phone automatically calls the police?

Puma, definitely. That would probably be a good motivator.

Puma named Carl, all the way.

Pumas are cute. I'm goin with the puma.

Pumas. You can always try to tame them...

I'm down for the puma. (Hey, my aunt trained one of those to answer to a whistle once. I'm sure I could manage to keep one away while I write, haha.)

Definitely the puma >.>

This is easy!
No doubt the answer is the puma!
I mean, who wouldn't want a huge, deadly cat as a pet?

On one hand, if I could train the puma to attack whoever is trying to distract me from writing, that'd be fantastic. On the other hand, if the trained puma doesn't like me, I might end up getting a lot more exercise than I'd like to have in one day.

However, because it would be very hard to write an entire novel without the letter "e," I'd probably choose the puma over having the police show up at my house over and over again (for instance,if the situation in the latter option is true, this sentence would've made the smartphone call the police at least a dozen times. XD)

Definitely the puma

It does say trained puma...

Besides, I would die writing a novel on a phone.
I'll be getting into my cage now.

Puma.

I could absolutely handle writing a novel on my phone, I've actually done it before, but not with the e handicap. That'd drive me insane.

Puma. Like a big cat. ^^ I get freaked out if police would come to my house.

I probably would stop writing if those were the choices. >.>

Puma for sure

I mean I have 4 cats how bad could a puma be?