The fact that you have Splatoon and the possibility to get Halo 5 really makes me want to steal a few things from your house. Excuse me, I need to drown in my Pool of Envy. ^ that is indeed my idea of a joke.
"Is there a limit to how much living I can live with my life? How will I know if I've gone too far? And why did I spend my life savings on sunglasses for a whale? I shall find the answers... to these questions."
I think you'll find my abode a difficult heist, @Tortwag Not only do I have a large Australian Shepherd attack dog as my front line of defense, but a stealthy micro dog plus support cats as my second. And that's not even going into the other security, including a housewide intercom system which provides easy communication between rooms. And should you make it past all my security, you still have me to contend with. And I will face you in the most honorable way possible. A Pokemon battle.
...Dogs. Yup, abandoning THAT mission, that's for sure. I love dogs, but they hate me for some odd reason. I'm not sure facing me in a Pokemon battle's a good idea though, not because I'm good at it - as I've seen enough MUCH stronger players than myself to avoid being too confident - but because I'll probably not waste my time with it and just go with the knockout gas. Or I'll pull out my tiny water gun, fill it with a mixture of chemical products and aim for your eyes. I am not a honorable person.
Now I didn't buy the knockout gas yet, but I do have the water gun along with the chemical mixture I talked about. Only used it once. And it's super effective. ...I uhh... Let's just say I do weird experiements with my free time.
"Is there a limit to how much living I can live with my life? How will I know if I've gone too far? And why did I spend my life savings on sunglasses for a whale? I shall find the answers... to these questions."
Cat piss? Now that's a dangerous weapon you got there. But to be fair, I'd prefer that than the dogs, but NOT tempting either. I'll pass.
"Is there a limit to how much living I can live with my life? How will I know if I've gone too far? And why did I spend my life savings on sunglasses for a whale? I shall find the answers... to these questions."
That's right, I forgot who I was dealing with. Forget about the battle. I'll rain sniper fire on ye with my arsenal of paintball weaponry before you even get to my first line of defense.
This whole conversation has inspired in me some Zulu and Twinkiel dialogue... So these seemingly random and pointless conversations have function after all.
Theeeeeeeere you go. Paintball weaponry. That's more like it.
About time you realized that most of our pointless/random conversations are amazingly inspiring. D'you have ANY IDEA how that pointless plant war me and Astral never did (yet) inspired me? for example? With a good setting, I'll even be able to totally put that in the SB. Not sure how yet, it's it's totally doable!
Also, you're welcome.
"Is there a limit to how much living I can live with my life? How will I know if I've gone too far? And why did I spend my life savings on sunglasses for a whale? I shall find the answers... to these questions."
Pfft, anything can be useful under the correct circumstances...
Also, Australian Shepherds are supposedly the second most aggressive dog breed in the world, the most aggressive being German Shepherds. Big surprise there. (I still love them, though.)
And wait, what? You have intercoms in your house? O_o
EDIT: And Tort and I synchronised, huh... Speaking of which, what are the two of us doing up so late? GO TO SLEEP.
But the Fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness, goodness, faith, meekness, temperance: against such there is no law. — Paul the Apostle
Winter is inevitable. Spring will return eventually, and AstralHunter with it.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Tomorrow's going to be an exciting day.
PS: This reaction was not staged. Genuine hype was found after the checking of the updates.
"Is there a limit to how much living I can live with my life? How will I know if I've gone too far? And why did I spend my life savings on sunglasses for a whale? I shall find the answers... to these questions."
I'd like to see a PvZ inspired battle happen, that's for sure. Right alongside my pac man inspired battle set to take place in the Ghost type plate temple.
@Astralhunter: Did I not mention? I'm a rich crime Lord genius responsible for 90 percent of the Amiibo scalping market. It'd be pointless for me NOT to have an intercom system in my house.
@Robusto Me too, actually. And that will happen - Twinkiel shall be involved. Wonder who else...
@15253 I think you misunderstood the trailer. It's not a MOBA, it's a FPS.
"Is there a limit to how much living I can live with my life? How will I know if I've gone too far? And why did I spend my life savings on sunglasses for a whale? I shall find the answers... to these questions."