PMD: Seventeen Plates DT 3

@15253 Because Brain. To him, Stealing cabbage = robbing = evil smiling character = Grave Robber.
Don't question my logic :3

And nope. I have in fact no idea what Kids in the Hall is.

Sounds like something very, very weird though.

Apparently it's a sketch comedy. I... wonder what this has to do with my Grave Robber...

They have a character called cabbage head who later dies XD

Oh, that's how you want to play it, eh Char? I have cabbages of my own!

*rallies forces*



I've fought off hordes of zombies with my comrades here. Food fight!

@15253 ooooh. Well that explains that. May he rest in peace :O

...Oh darn. Um, Astral? I... MAY have stolen a good chunk of your forces on the way here. Kirby ate them. And the rest... uhhh...



...I kinda grew them into forces of my own. So uh... Are we havin' a three-way food fight?

Count me out! Make peace, not cabbage! I mean war!

But you threw the cabbage D: And I've already grew them into beans!

...Oh my god. Beans and cabbage. War. Torterra on a computer. Bathed in technology. Oh my god. THAT'S IT.

*runs off to write on notepad. Comes back* Still haven't attacked! If you're attackin' my beans with your cabbage, Astral... Beware!

*Runs off again*

@Charizard821, if you want peace, then you have to agree to my terms: One, you must surrender your entire supply of cabbages; two, you must release all nightshades from incarceration, granting them full citizen privileges; and three, you must pay tribute of ten toadstools for the next three months. If you feel these demands are unfair, prepare for war!

Speaking of which... @Tortwag, I am prepared for your assault!

I decline your terms, Hunter. I have just found the ultimate weapon.

PESTICIDE! BWAHAHAHA

Enemies of the BeanBean kingdom against Zombie fighting fauna?
I say let the battle commence.

*brandishes a flamethrower and waves it about menacingly*

@Charizard821 My beans don't really care about Pesticide though. Like... Really. Their organisms are waaaaaaaayy too strong for that to happen.

@Robusto Okay then!

@AstralHunter We're totally makin' this an pseudo-RP, but first, allow me to rant...
Whaaaa?! Oh no, they didn't multiply... You re-arranged them into a battle formation! Dang it. I'll follow your example! My formation shall be ready by the end of the week.

That aside, allow me to get a small map, some hazards, dices, and growing places from which our plant-filled armies can grow and prosper. ← That's only for later games. Right now we'll do battle as we are.

EDIT: Astral, you've got 28 soldiers. I also just checked the Plant VS Zombie wiki, and... Yeah, it won't be a battle worthy of your expectations if I fight with the current army I have. So here's the deal: I shall grow some more of my Beans and change my army so that I can reach the exact same number of soldiers before going into battle, and will do my best to be at a level that would rival yours. Don't grow more plants in my absence, eh? I'll be back.

Maybe instead of duking it out, Tortwag and Hunter, you could catch up on your LMS reviews. The rest of you, don't encourage this behavior!

Tsk tsk.

I am gathering Sun at the moment, @Tortwag, so take as long as you need to. @Charizard821, I use Bug Spray excessively on all my Zen Garden plants, so they're immune to poison. As for @TheSilverFox's flamethrower, you have to get close to use that, and my Tall-Nuts can take the heat. (Besides, the onslaught from behind will be much worse.)