The Tavern [2]

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"Don't you see @Nate's statue? It's right over there."
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

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"Nope. You must be blind or something. Besides, why would @Nate have a statue of himself in his tavern?"
Last edited by Shadeflame on Tue Jun 23, 2020 9:52 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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"Hmm, seems my illusion of @Nate's statue isn't working..."
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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@Nate is so disappointed in you right now. Not only is your magic second rate, you tried to enchant (and kill) some of his patrons.

SHAME!
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I'm sure @Nate is very mad.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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I'm glad that you realize that @Nate is mad.
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I was being sarcastic. I'm sure that @Nate is actually really nice.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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I knew you were being sarcastic, I was also being sarcastic or was I

@Nate! Don't abandon us!
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I think @Nate abandoned us. Oh well. In that case I'm taking over the shop.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

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Says who?
I think that I would be the best candidate for the job and I'm sure @Nate would agree.
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Don't be silly, you with your knives. I'd be a much better owner, right @Nate?
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I think we can work out an agreement. Since the three of us kept this alive we can all share. Wouldn't that be better @Nate?
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Yes, @Nate, I agree with @HarryHardy
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"See @Nate. You must come to a decision now."
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@Nate! Answer us!
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