Fortunately/Unfortunately

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Unfortunately, the FBI come to your house and attempt to arrest you for destruction of private property and being associated to a jetpack thief.
S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
a persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma per ciò che giammai di questo fondo
non tornò vivo alcun, s'i' odo il vero,
senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo.

Inferno, Canto 27, l 61-66.




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Fortunately, what you thought was the FBI is actually just your neighbors coming over to see what's happening. :smt023
“Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like.”
-Lemony Snicket


"Never laugh at live dragons, Bilbo you old fool!"
-J.R.R.Tolkien




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Unfortunately, your neighbors are carrying shot guns and they look mad




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Fortunately, they only want to attack Baymax. :D
S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
a persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma per ciò che giammai di questo fondo
non tornò vivo alcun, s'i' odo il vero,
senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo.

Inferno, Canto 27, l 61-66.




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Unfortunately, Baymax has flown away and the mob comes after you instead. :x
“Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like.”
-Lemony Snicket


"Never laugh at live dragons, Bilbo you old fool!"
-J.R.R.Tolkien




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Fortunately, the Hulk wakes up and chases off the mob, and you are now free to go back to your ordinary life.
S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
a persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma per ciò che giammai di questo fondo
non tornò vivo alcun, s'i' odo il vero,
senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo.

Inferno, Canto 27, l 61-66.




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Unfortunately, your "ordinary life" is a life of crime, and the FBI are still chasing you.
“Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like.”
-Lemony Snicket


"Never laugh at live dragons, Bilbo you old fool!"
-J.R.R.Tolkien




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Fortunately, your "life of crime" is really trying to test local and state security, and the CIA has been supporting your activity.
S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
a persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma per ciò che giammai di questo fondo
non tornò vivo alcun, s'i' odo il vero,
senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo.

Inferno, Canto 27, l 61-66.




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Unfortunately, the CIA don't want to reveal this.
if we wait until we're ready
we'll be waiting
for the rest of our lives




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Fortunately, the FBI has been spying on the CIA and knows what you are doing. You are safe....for now.
S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
a persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma per ciò che giammai di questo fondo
non tornò vivo alcun, s'i' odo il vero,
senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo.

Inferno, Canto 27, l 61-66.




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Unfortunately, your brief moment of safety is now over, and it is Loki of the Frost Giants who is now out for your blood. (Reasons unknown)
Looking at the hands of the time we've been given
If this is all we got and we gotta start thinking
If every second counts on a clock that's ticking
Gotta live like we're dying...




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Fortunately, Iron Man just so happens to be your personal bodyguard :smt001
“Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like.”
-Lemony Snicket


"Never laugh at live dragons, Bilbo you old fool!"
-J.R.R.Tolkien




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Unfortunately, he's a double agent who has to kill you.
name: key/string/perks
pronouns: she/her/hers and they/them/theirs


novel: dream-ish (camp novmo '25)




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Fortunately, it turn out he's actually a TRIPLE agent who helps you fake your death so that you can go into hiding. :D
"The Gospel is like a caged lion, It does not need to be defended, it simply needs to be let out of it's cage."
-Charles Spurgeon




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Unfortunately, Loki kills him anyway so he's back to trying to kill you- but this time you don't have a bodyguard.
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It is most unlikely. But - here comes the big "but" - not impossible.
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