The YOUNG Writers Society

Hey guys.

So we all know that YWS was made for users 13-18, hence the YOUNG writers society. So the topic about a "Baby Section" got me thinking... Snoink had a baby... That means she's old. Okay, well, you can have a baby and still be young but I went and took a peek at er profile and I'd almost forgotten how old she was. She's REALLY OLD. Like too old for the YOUNG writers society.

So I know I can't really say much, since I'm eighteen, but seeing as how this site was made for young people... I think we should ask everyone over nineteen to leave the site. It's kinda weird, being 13 and being surrounded by all these old people. I know, I remember. It's weird.

Perhaps those who leave could create different WSs for different age groups? Like a Baby WS, for Snoinks, and an Old WS, for Jacks. I'd love to create a Young Adult WS for ages 19-25 *nods*

Although I guess this means majority of staff will have to move on to greener pastures.. If you guys are willing to scrub my feet and buy me things, I suppose I could make you guys moderators at the YAWS..

Nah.

I propose we round up all members 19+, take them some place cold, and let them float away on a block of ice, as demonstrated eloquently by South Park.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuQK6t2Esng

They can create OWS (Old Writers Society) if they want, but that's not our business. Old people have no business being on YOUNG writer's society. duh.

@Iggy, I have the map that will lead us directly to the fountain of youth, so we will never age again and never have to leave.

No.

Please. You couldn't handle the offset of such a policy. You'd lose most of the best members of BB for one (we're awesome, don't even).

I KNOW, I KNOW, I'M TURNING 27 THIS YEAR. THREE YEARS TILL I TURN THIRTY. RUB IT IN, WHY DON'T YOU?!

*cries*

I'd first like to say that it's 13-24 so we're not going to lose as many people as you'd think but since I'm on the wrong side of that 24, I'm hesitant to support this.

Dangit, Rydia. We just turned 25. If you'd just stayed quiet, we probably could've slid into their ranks unnoticed.

I think y'all a bunch of fascists, that's what you are.

That means I Only have 23 days to live!!!!


...err I mean to yws. Heh. Heh.

Despite my profile saying that I am 21, I am actually only 15. I say I am 21 so that all the people who are my actual age will give me the respect that comes with seniority.

Farewell, old folks! I'll be here forever!